Eight million pound bra

[Lorns]

Probably the wrong place to discuss lingerie items, but what the hell.

I've just seen the diamond bra that is available for about 8million quid. It looks beautiful, even more so when modelled by someone as gorgeous as Giselle.

What a waste of diamonds, i would much rather wear them on my fingers,wrist or neck ( if i had that kind of money). That bra, as pretty as it is has got to be uncomfortable and offer very little support. Totally impractical. Can't really see myself wearing it down my local. I think my bank manager would have an awful lot to say if i got one.

Whoever buys this has more money than sense... No doubt Vicki Beckham will be one of first in the queue.

If i had eight million quid i certainly wouldn't blow it on a diamond bra that you couldn't wear oot and aboot. I can't see the point in it myself.

[Anonymous]

What a waste of diamonds, i would much rather wear them on my fingers,wrist or neck ( if i had that kind of money).

Who needs money when you can get married again, hey Lorna?

I'm sure hubby number five wouldn't mind buying you another rock to add to your collection of sovereigns and fake Tiffany & Co trinity engagement rings.

[Lorns]

What a waste of diamonds, i would much rather wear them on my fingers,wrist or neck ( if i had that kind of money).

Who needs money when you can get married again, hey Lorna?

I'm sure hubby number five wouldn't mind buying you another rock to add to your collection of sovereigns and fake Tiffany & Co trinity engagement rings.

Precisely! Thinking about it properly now.. Who needs money? Never mind the marriage thingy. It's helps if you can get involved with a bloke who's pretty handy with a house brick. Afterall i divorced my husband because he refused to hurl another brick through the jewellers window to get the earrings that went with the necklace. Tsk!!

All my gems are genuine, i'll show you my haul of them if you ask me nicely.