Those wacky English researchers at British Telecom in Suffolk have come up with just the thing to get for your girlfriend -- an MP3 player she can always find and never lose, because it is "built-in".
<http://www.ananova.COM/news/story/sm_1570835.html>
The only draw back is that according to the source, it may not be available until Christmas 2020, but I am sure some enterprising Japanese innovators will have the product in distribution long before the snail-paced English have even secured their business case funding for going into production.
Time to buy your girlfriend a new MP3 player?
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It's in a girlfriend, you idiot.PutneyMatt wrote:How do you turn up the volume?
The question is how to turn the volume DOWN.
I thought the question was more: who the hell on metropol has a girlfriend?Nick Harvey wrote:It's in a girlfriend, you idiot.PutneyMatt wrote:How do you turn up the volume?
The question is how to turn the volume DOWN.
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PMSL..
That's all well and groovy but to buy the mp3 player you'll have to buy her the implants too.
A rather expensive prezzie if you ask me.
Ah well! At least you blokes will be able to press the right buttons to turn a woman on
That's all well and groovy but to buy the mp3 player you'll have to buy her the implants too.
A rather expensive prezzie if you ask me.
Ah well! At least you blokes will be able to press the right buttons to turn a woman on
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