How gay are you?

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How gay are you?

Not gay at all!
12
34%
I occasionally fancy members of the same sex
7
20%
I'm quite gay
11
31%
Very gay
2
6%
Extremely gay (wears make-up)
0
No votes
So gay that I'd happily walk around with my cock hanging out
3
9%
 
Total votes: 35
Jamez
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How gay are you?

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Pete
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Location: Dundee

I'm so gay I often wonder whether the advice peddled by men with megaphones is true so i go on the internet and ask advice from total strangers.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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Jamez
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Well, I had sex with Matt last night and it was most exciting. Even though my cock was 7" longer than his, a good time was had by all.

We then proceeded to drink lots of white wine and mutually masturbate over a picture of Aled Jones of Snowman fame.

Same time next week?
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Sput
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Jamez wrote:Well, I had sex with Matt last night and it was most exciting. Even though my cock was 7" longer than his, a good time was had by all.

We then proceeded to drink lots of white wine and mutually masturbate over a picture of Aled Jones of Snowman fame.

Same time next week?
Wait wait wait, how can someone's cock be -6"?

Anyway to clear up how gay I am: I'm not as gay as a cloud, but I'm definitely gayer than a car.
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all new Phil
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Joined: Sun 13 Feb, 2005 00.04
Location: Next door to Hell

I'm as gay as a potato wearing a tiara.
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Bail
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Joined: Fri 15 Aug, 2003 21.41
Location: UK

Sput wrote:
Jamez wrote:Well, I had sex with Matt last night and it was most exciting. Even though my cock was 7" longer than his, a good time was had by all.

We then proceeded to drink lots of white wine and mutually masturbate over a picture of Aled Jones of Snowman fame.

Same time next week?
Wait wait wait, how can someone's cock be -6"?
Isn't that the definition of female?
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Jamez
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Or perhaps someone with a 1 inch cock? Jeez, you people have no understanding of simple, problem-solving arithmatic.
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noelfirl
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Location: London

Jamez wrote:Or perhaps someone with a 1 inch cock? Jeez, you people have no understanding of simple, problem-solving arithmatic.
*Zooom*

Is that an aircraft I hear passing overhead....
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