Durex Performa

scottishtv · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 00.37

Yup, I got three free at Uni but ended up throwing them away. It's not much fun when you can't feel your knob. Just a weird 'pins and needles' tingling sensation.

Plus, I don't really feel very comfortable putting a condom on that already has a bit of white stuff (the anæsthetic) at the tip. Hmm. I'd rather just build up stamina through more practice.

all new Phil · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 01.59

I can keep going all night long thank you very much.

Skytower · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 06.58

scottishtv wrote:Yup, I got three free at Uni but ended up throwing them away. It's not much fun when you can't feel your knob. Just a weird 'pins and needles' tingling sensation.

Eeep. Now I'm somehow riddled with the thought of having acupuncture on my knob...

Sput · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 10.13

Christ! Don't put them on inside out then!

Curb your enthusiam, anyone?

babyben · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 12.30

nodnirG kraM wrote:Somehow signed myself up to receive free johnnies in the post a while back, so thought I'd give them a go!

Tried the Durex Performa last night.

They say "A special Benzocaine lubricant inside the condom helps to control climax and prolong excitement for longer lasting lovemaking.".

I say "where the hell has my willy gone!?". Now the secret to the Performa is the *mild* anæsthetic in the lubricant. MILD!? I couldn't feel a thing! You know the feeling when the dentist numbs your mouth. You can feel it moving around but get no sensation from the actual area. That's what shagging with the Performa's like. Makes you last longer?? Not surprising really!

Quite pleased with myself though. 43 seconds. A personal best.

Anyone else tried this one?

You spent last night in the house watching the TV and trying on condoms.. yourself? It's all fun fun fun at your house then

babyben · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 13.52

nodnirG kraM wrote:
babyben wrote:You spent last night in the house watching the TV and trying on condoms.. yourself? It's all fun fun fun at your house then
Or if you look at the timestamp you'll notice it say twelve hours before your message, ie referring to the night before.

That makes it OK then.

Sput · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 14.03

babyben wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:
babyben wrote:You spent last night in the house watching the TV and trying on condoms.. yourself? It's all fun fun fun at your house then
Or if you look at the timestamp you'll notice it say twelve hours before your message, ie referring to the night before.
That makes it OK then.

Well I don't know about everybody else, but I am relieved and grateful that Mark's post lives up to your vigorous standards.

scottishtv · Sun 09 Oct, 2005 16.00

babyben wrote:It's all fun fun fun at your house then

I don't know what sort of adrenaline filled life you lead, but having sex with a partner on Friday night, followed by a chilled night in watching TV and drinking alcohol the next night sounds pretty damned good to me.

Maybe you could enlighten us babyben? Be imaginative when you make some stuff up please.

Jamez · Mon 10 Oct, 2005 06.02

Are you still shagging that ginger girl, Mark, or is this a new girl?

Sput · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 10.32

nodnirG kraM wrote:Just pulled a Canadian girl in a bar. Well actually a pack of them. Apparently "English accents rule" .... who am I to argue!?

Well I for one am impressed. You were in a bar in England, they had their pick and somehow you convinced them you were their best bet.

Impressed and a touch confused

Sput · Sat 15 Oct, 2005 16.50

nodnirG kraM wrote:I am in Canadialand you see.

Ah, that would explain it - considering how many awful frenchies they have to put up with