Plastic Fantastic

Gavin Scott · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 22.52

johnnyboy wrote:Gav, I hope the thing with "Pim" works out, fella

I thank you sincerely. Such is the nature of Edinburgh clubs it shall be an hour or so before I think about making my way along the road - and I'm rather fortunate that it is just along the road.

A buddy and his girlfriend have offered to accompany me to the club so I'm not there alone, which is nice. Whether I even speak to Pim tonight is almost irrelevant. It was damned nice to find myself in such a position.

Hymagumba wrote:I feel for the collective good this should be demonstrated with the use of a photograph.

I'm sure the tourist rates would be boosted by such a demonstration as I cannot be bothered visiting edinburgh for at least another 17 hours

Oh? Am I to assume you are decending again? I have a window.

Pete · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 22.55

Gavin Scott wrote:Oh? Am I to assume you are decending again? I have a window.

you also have a PM

Gavin Scott · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 23.08

Yay. As do you.

Nick Harvey · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 23.16

I wish these bloomin' soderators would keep the members on topic here.

There's a specialist thread for notifications of private messages!

Gavin Scott · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 23.23

Nick Harvey wrote:I wish these bloomin' soderators would keep the members on topic here.

There's a specialist thread for notifications of private messages!

Some days I am in a mood to enforce the rules, others not so much.

I'm a fickle man, Nicholas. A fickle, fickle man.

Nick Harvey · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 23.25

Gavin Scott wrote:Nicholas.

Yes, Mummy.

Please don't smack my bottom, Mummy.

Gavin Scott · Fri 30 Sep, 2005 23.28

Nick Harvey wrote:Please don't smack my bottom, Mummy.

You had a charmed childhood, didn't you? We had a wooden spoon (and latterly a horse-crop) as our tool of discipline.

A smack would have been like feathers to me. And I'm I'm none the worse for wear for it.

Ya BASTARDS!

johnnyboy · Wed 12 Oct, 2005 21.59

Well guys, I've gone and done it.

I'm getting a chin implant and blepharoplasty (eyebag removal) on 17th December this year at some hospital in London.

I'm very excited - having tried to examine why, I think it is the whole adventure of the thing and imagining myself with the (probably) minor faults I have removed for good.

Business has been good this year so the bank easily passed the £6K loan for me to do it - I even told them why and my business manager has made an appointment to see me on 9th January because she is very curious!

Mum just laughed and said I had more money than sense and the lads are generally bewildered by what I'm doing, but I'm very keen - if slightly nervous because I'm as fit as an ox and never been operated on before (I usually refuse to take medication because I am suspicious of it).

Thanks for all your thoughts on this, negative and positive, and especially to Gavin for being so forthright with me.

Jamez · Wed 12 Oct, 2005 22.05

johnnyboy wrote:
I'm getting a chin implant

mdta is currently selling some of his on a market stall in Islington. "Chunky Chins Ltd." is selling a chin for £50.00 each. Crumb infested stubble means a £5.00 discount.

johnnyboy · Wed 12 Oct, 2005 22.10

Jamez wrote:mdta is currently selling some of his on a market stall in Islington. "Chunky Chins Ltd." is selling a chin for £50.00 each. Crumb infested stubble means a £5.00 discount.

The chin implant part of my operation is costing £3,850.

I've obviously been fleeced.

Gavin Scott · Wed 12 Oct, 2005 22.18

I'm dead pleased for you. I do hope you make the most of the Christmas party season to debut yourself.