I wish my nights out were as comical as this!
Perhaps this is the buildup to having a big TV Forum night out.
Troutie, Geraint and Whataday can have they 3rd cubicle in G-A-Y seeing as they please themselves.
James Martin can be locked in a padded cell where other members are invited to point and laugh (belly laughs welcomed).
Gavin and marski have to come along for the token "old man" count.
Nick Harvey is required to bring a bottle of wine (and Glen Thompsett).
Sput, myself and Dusty Jacket will discuss the main issues of the day giving them a mark out of 10 for comedy value.
Johhnyboy will hand out flyers to everyone about his multinational business empire only to have cdd stealing them again and telling each one of us that what jb does is EVIL.
J. Christie will be sent to the wrong venue in the wrong city for maximum enjoyment - which is where we've also sent James Hall.
And Katherine will be making a one off special comeback to screen "The Best of Look North" in the chillout lounge, where Square Eyes and tvmercia can be found rating the banter.
Anyone else is required to cop off with as many people as possible.
fuck right off....
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Gavin Scott
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I've been asked to a thing near Nuneaton at the end of the month Mr Ison. Where can I get me some gay fun in that neck of the woods?Isonstine wrote:Well I didn't like to say.
But seriously, Nick of course is timeless as he is omnipresent.
The advantage of being God, I guess.
Riversley Park (after dark of course). It's Nuneaton's very own Hampstead Heath. You may even spot a local MP (allegedly). Also watch out for the local weirdo - though it's always good fun to go along and poke him with a stick.Gavin Scott wrote:I've been asked to a thing near Nuneaton at the end of the month Mr Ison. Where can I get me some gay fun in that neck of the woods?Isonstine wrote:Well I didn't like to say.
But seriously, Nick of course is timeless as he is omnipresent.
The advantage of being God, I guess.
Good Lord!
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Just change your gaydar profile to show that's where you liveGavin Scott wrote:I've been asked to a thing near Nuneaton at the end of the month Mr Ison. Where can I get me some gay fun in that neck of the woods?Isonstine wrote:Well I didn't like to say.
But seriously, Nick of course is timeless as he is omnipresent.
The advantage of being God, I guess.
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Chris Turnbull
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What did I ever do to you?!?!?Hymagumba wrote:James Martin wrote:This year four members of Metropol will fall down a random mineshaft that appears out of nowhere.James Martin
*clicks heels together and wishes hard*
“What the Frack?!?” "SO SAY WE ALL!!!"
You only have half a face.Chris Turnbull wrote:What did I ever do to you?!?!?Hymagumba wrote:James Martin wrote:This year four members of Metropol will fall down a random mineshaft that appears out of nowhere.
*clicks heels together and wishes hard*
So, as I used to say to my sister "Half a cough".
you are ugly and put me off my food.Chris Turnbull wrote:What did I ever do to you?!?!?Hymagumba wrote:James Martin wrote:This year four members of Metropol will fall down a random mineshaft that appears out of nowhere.
*clicks heels together and wishes hard*
"He has to be larger than bacon"