Yawn. Again.Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
fuck right off....
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Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
Where did you go to, Matt? I had to WALK home from the city centre! I didn't get back here till 4am godammit!
Ahem! Shouldn't you be creating a video nasty of us metropolians instead of going out galavanting in Cardiffs gay bars.
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Jealousy will get you nowhere.babyben wrote:Yawn. Again.Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
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I think it's called "research".miss hellfire wrote:Shouldn't you be creating a video nasty of us metropolians instead of going out galavanting in Cardiffs gay bars.
Worst thing was, I woke up with someone else in my bed this morning. How...why...and what the HELL was I thinking, I do not know.Nick Harvey wrote:I think it's called "research".miss hellfire wrote:Shouldn't you be creating a video nasty of us metropolians instead of going out galavanting in Cardiffs gay bars.
I feel very spaced out today.
Wow - your ego has become so big it's separated and become a SECOND proutie?Jamez wrote:Worst thing was, I woke up with someone else in my bed this morning. How...why...and what the HELL was I thinking, I do not know.
I feel very spaced out today.
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Of you? *chuckle*Jamez wrote:Jealousy will get you nowhere.babyben wrote:Yawn. Again.Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
Where did you go to, Matt? I had to WALK home from the city centre! I didn't get back here till 4am godammit!
You went out with me? Strange, because I remember asking you to come out, but you said no and made your excuses, only to be seen out with another TV-Forumer an hour later!
Care to rethink your version of events?
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Oh this is fabulous.Whataday wrote:Jamez wrote:I went out last night with Matt (Whataday) to a pokey gay club in Cardiff. Then Matt fucks off at about midnight, so I have to converse with spikey-haired shirt lifters and have my arse pinched and hands all over me as I stand on the balcony watching male-to-male tongue action.
Where did you go to, Matt? I had to WALK home from the city centre! I didn't get back here till 4am godammit!
You went out with me? Strange, because I remember asking you to come out, but you said no and made your excuses, only to be seen out with another TV-Forumer an hour later!
Care to rethink your version of events?
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isn't it just - possibly the best post I've ever read on metropolGavin Scott wrote:Oh this is fabulous.Whataday wrote:You went out with me? Strange, because I remember asking you to come out, but you said no and made your excuses, only to be seen out with another TV-Forumer an hour later!
Care to rethink your version of events?
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