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Jamez
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There seems to be a flurry of automated users signing up to MP recently. Such as Beverly5 and now "incest-videos".

How can they be stopped?

Think of the children!
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Nick Harvey
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Jamez wrote:Think of the children!
Never mind them!

Think of the old folks, who's pacemakers can't keep up with the incest videos web site!
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Jamez
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I daren't look, Nick.

I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
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Jamez wrote:I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
It's the idea of Granny shouting "Take me, big boy" through a megaphone which turns me off!
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Nick Harvey wrote:
Jamez wrote:Think of the children!
Never mind them!

Think of the old folks, who's pacemakers can't keep up with the incest videos web site!
It's not only old folk who have pacemakers Nick! ;)
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nodnirG kraM wrote:This place gets more disturing by the day! But you're right, it's when Max and his father return with phase two of their website we have to worry.

Oh and
Nick Harvey wrote:who's pacemakers can't keep up
"whose" shurley, ed.
:shock:
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nodnirG kraM wrote:"whose" shurley, ed.
Oh, shit, fuck, bugger and sod!

I don't normally DO wrong!
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Nick Harvey wrote:
nodnirG kraM wrote:"whose" shurley, ed.
Oh, shit, fuck, bugger and sod!

I don't normally DO wrong!
True, and you don't normally swear either. Mr.Nick i'm shocked, i didn't know you used such language on public forums.
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J.Christie
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Jamez wrote:I daren't look, Nick.

I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
That'll be the day, seeing that she's dead... You sick bastard.
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J.Christie wrote:
Jamez wrote:I daren't look, Nick.

I really don't want to see pictures of J.Christie being banged by his grandmother on the kitchen table!
That'll be the day, seeing that she's dead... You sick bastard.
drove her to it did you?
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No, she must have died in the explosion, having ignored the man with the megaphone.

She was probably too busy logging on to Granny Forum to be bothered to listen.
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