Jamespotting - Vote for Ison's next Avatar!

Which Ison should be used for James' next avatar?

Poll ended at Sun 18 Sep, 2005 21.22

Spaz
2
7%
Hourglass
4
13%
Morissey
0
No votes
Telephone sex worker
14
47%
The shiniest face on earth
10
33%
 
Total votes: 30
Jamez
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Bail wrote:Jamez I must say your "unshaven" one looks very Freddy Mercury! I know you're a fan but was that intentional or just a coincidence?
Entirely co-incidental. Anyway, Freddie was skinny and AFAIK clean-shaven (bar the moustache during the 80s).
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You can see why I asked.
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Jamez
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:shock: Quite uncanny - although I don't have protruding teeth - or long hair! (yet...)
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Bail
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True. If you can sign as well perhaps life as a tribute act awaits... or perhaps not.
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Jamez
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hahaha - shall I sing u a song then? You can judge for yourself if i can actually hold a note or not! :)
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iSon
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Jamez wrote:
Isonstine wrote:
*PHEW* Far be it for a thread to be without a Jamez Trout moment.

Why let anyone else have their moment of glory when Troutie has got his pictures out to prove how "good looking and straight" he is.
Well if a by-product of being gay is having nipples like satellite dishes, then I shall remain to be straight, dear.
Chortle chortle. Another award winning comment.

What's next? Am I to be called a fat virgin?
Good Lord!
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Pete
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Isonstine wrote:
James Martin wrote:
James H wrote:it IS the current one, love. although your [Hymagumba's] avatar does make me want to write "fuck off" all over it.
Let me save you the trouble.

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That's a little harsh.
could be worse. it could have DJ James written over it
"He has to be larger than bacon"
Jamez
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Isonstine wrote:
What's next? Am I to be called a fat virgin?
Nope.

You're not a virgin are you! Being arse-raped by a hairy tramp called Hughie in an alley certainly made sure of that.
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Jamez wrote:You're not a virgin are you! Being arse-raped by a hairy tramp called Hughie in an alley certainly made sure of that.
For someone who so obviously wants to get into the media, a media full of gays and ethnic minorities, statements like that and your membership of the BNP mailing list are "red flags", my friend.
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iSon
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Jamez wrote:
Isonstine wrote:
What's next? Am I to be called a fat virgin?
Nope.

You're not a virgin are you! Being arse-raped by a hairy tramp called Hughie in an alley certainly made sure of that.
Hilarious!!

I must say you are very funny - I only wish I could be as funny as you one day. But until then, I'll keep dreaming and keep trying.

What I do find interesting is that you retaliate with such stereotypical and tired jibes. It's something I'd expect to hear from the bitter old man who stands at the end of the bar and has never had a girlfriend.
Good Lord!
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On a lighter note, all of my posts are now *endorsed* by my grinning mug. Enjoy.
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