There's some woman on the same floor as me who is SO fat it is incredible.
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Any former FATTIES out there, share your story. It's goodnight from the BBC.
How FAT is THAT?
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Gavin Scott
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There's a massive big woman who tends to shop in the same supermarket as me on my daily drop in. She wears black leggings which reveal her apron and rippling leg fat.
And EVERYBODY looks in her basket to see what she is buying.
She was looking at Hellman's Chip Sauce tonight. She needn't bother. It's rubbish.
And EVERYBODY looks in her basket to see what she is buying.
She was looking at Hellman's Chip Sauce tonight. She needn't bother. It's rubbish.
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My next-door neighbour is absolutely enormous. He's seriously, properly obese, and has a belly which literally hangs down to his knees. There's no way he can have seen his penis in years - unless he angles a mirror on the floor or something.
I really don't understand how anyone could actually get to be that fat. I've been overweight in the past, and so have eaten less and excercised more to lose weight - it's not complicated... unless you're incredibly weak-willed.
I really don't understand how anyone could actually get to be that fat. I've been overweight in the past, and so have eaten less and excercised more to lose weight - it's not complicated... unless you're incredibly weak-willed.
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The most significant fat memory i have is when i was a trainee.
She was a very large woman and i was a little concerned about her fitting into the salon chairs. Surprisingly she did ( just about). The problem was getting out of the chair again. She tried to stand up but her arse was stuck. I was crying with laughter and had to stay in the staffroom. I was a young girl and not very professional at that age. She wiggled and jiggled but she was well and truly stuck.
Fortunately the boss got his toolbox and removed the arms of the chair to release her. He screwed them back on again after and everything got back to normal.
My boss was trying to stifle his laughter while giving me a ticking off, for not being able to control my laughter and because my face was black where my makeup had run.
It was too much for him in the end and he just stood there and burst out laughing which set me off again. It was the best telling off i've ever had.
Strangely we never saw her again.
She was a very large woman and i was a little concerned about her fitting into the salon chairs. Surprisingly she did ( just about). The problem was getting out of the chair again. She tried to stand up but her arse was stuck. I was crying with laughter and had to stay in the staffroom. I was a young girl and not very professional at that age. She wiggled and jiggled but she was well and truly stuck.
Fortunately the boss got his toolbox and removed the arms of the chair to release her. He screwed them back on again after and everything got back to normal.
My boss was trying to stifle his laughter while giving me a ticking off, for not being able to control my laughter and because my face was black where my makeup had run.
It was too much for him in the end and he just stood there and burst out laughing which set me off again. It was the best telling off i've ever had.
Strangely we never saw her again.
As you know I work in a Morrisons Café at the moment 
, but our Diet Coke tap on the Coke dispenser is knackered at the moment, I've had several fat going on obese people asking why the Diet Coke isn't working. Everyone I've said this to have agreed with me saying why don't they have normal Coke it makes naff all difference when you're that fat.
These people just make me laugh.
You see plenty of fat people about, but because you tend to see more now it becomes less shocking, though I hadn't seen this for myself, but on TV once a long time ago, well The Jerry Springer Show during the late 1990's when a really fat man had to be airlifted out of his house after having his wall demolished just to get him out.
, but our Diet Coke tap on the Coke dispenser is knackered at the moment, I've had several fat going on obese people asking why the Diet Coke isn't working. Everyone I've said this to have agreed with me saying why don't they have normal Coke it makes naff all difference when you're that fat.These people just make me laugh.
You see plenty of fat people about, but because you tend to see more now it becomes less shocking, though I hadn't seen this for myself, but on TV once a long time ago, well The Jerry Springer Show during the late 1990's when a really fat man had to be airlifted out of his house after having his wall demolished just to get him out.
steve
And now he can be found making Sky News mocks over at TV Forum.nwtv2003 wrote:
You see plenty of fat people about, but because you tend to see more now it becomes less shocking, though I hadn't seen this for myself, but on TV once a long time ago, well The Jerry Springer Show during the late 1990's when a really fat man had to be airlifted out of his house after having his wall demolished just to get him out.
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Nice website btw.Hymagumba wrote:This person is very handsome.
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