The best mistake you made recently.

[James H]

What a pissy comeback. Yes, i spelt it wrong deliberately.

Why don't you arrange a meeting place, and we'll settle this face to face? Or are you too scared to show your ugly face in public? Maybe you're growing pubic hairs on your head?

Or maybe all the things you said about Jamez were true about yourself. For example, the "you don't know your father" bits.

You need to get your repeat prescription sorted out fairly sharp-ish.

I'd feel very bad about meeting you face-to-face. No good could come of it.
It would seem wrong of me to knock you out of your wheelchair and laugh at your Stephen Hawking style robot voice.

Here's Bones tip of the day: Never take up psychology.

As for that gag about growing public hairs from my head. It had me and my fellow sexual offenders in a fit of guffaws. Maybe you could take up comedy writing instead?

Hmm, some good career options in there. I'm sure Katherine would be envious. Or maybe you've shagged her as well?

Glad to see I'm causing some mirth in the world. Even if it is to a group of paedophiles.

Hey, you failed to address my last point.

[Anonymous]

Hmm, some good career options in there. I'm sure Katherine would be envious. Or maybe you've shagged her as well?

Glad to see I'm causing some mirth in the world. Even if it is to a group of paedophiles.

Hey, you failed to address my last point.

I did address your last point but sadly your level of mental retardation and disability prevents you from a full understanding my post.

[James H]

Hmm, some good career options in there. I'm sure Katherine would be envious. Or maybe you've shagged her as well?

Glad to see I'm causing some mirth in the world. Even if it is to a group of paedophiles.

Hey, you failed to address my last point.

I did address your last point but sadly your level of mental retardation and disability prevents you from a full understanding my post.

Listen love, where's the proof I'm disabled?

Poor poor man/woman. I'm seriously worried about you. You're the kind of thing the government tells us to avoid.

[Lorns]

Lol.

How's your bum? Lost any tampons up there recently?

Of course not. I leave the string hanging out. It feels like I have a tail when I walk - any suggestions?

Oh that's a shame, i was going to offer to come round remove it for you by using the sharpest tool i have in the box.

[Lorns]

I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon

No direspect James H...

Please don't encourage him, i've only chatted with you once on MSN, i couden't possibly cope with two hot, sexy,sticky msn hyper sessions. If you've ever had a hyper MSN session with Jamez you'll understand what i mean. I much prefer 1to1.

OI! Jamezie you up for another hot,sexy sticky session??

[Jamez]

I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon

No direspect James H...

Please don't encourage him, i've only chatted with you once on MSN, i couden't possibly cope with two hot, sexy,sticky msn hyper sessions. If you've ever had a hyper MSN session with Jamez you'll understand what i mean. I much prefer 1to1.

OI! Jamezie you up for another hot,sexy sticky session??

Not particularly.

[Anonymous]

I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon

No direspect James H...

Please don't encourage him, i've only chatted with you once on MSN, i couden't possibly cope with two hot, sexy,sticky msn hyper sessions. If you've ever had a hyper MSN session with Jamez you'll understand what i mean. I much prefer 1to1.

OI! Jamezie you up for another hot,sexy sticky session??

Not particularly.

Oh, go on needle teeth! Pweese pweese pweeeeeeeeese!

Can I join in too? My MSN is [email protected]