The best mistake you made recently.

Sput · Sun 04 Sep, 2005 11.50

Jamez wrote:You can't rely on one x to carry your forum fame for eternity, you need to supply us all with fresh material.

While there's a touch of pot kettle black in this instance, it's not as bad as that. It's more akin to a teacosy implying through dry wit that the element in the kettle is a dirty grey.

J.Christie · Sun 04 Sep, 2005 12.09

Si-Co wrote:Why does every thread have to be turned into a J Christie thread?!

I was gving my answer than Jamez seemed to have kicked it off.

NOW BACK TO THE SUBJECT

Chris · Sun 04 Sep, 2005 13.18

The best mistake I made recently - missing my train because of a late bus and getting on the next one to find £10 on the floor under the seat. Ah well, every cloud has a silver lining.

Anonymous · Sun 04 Sep, 2005 17.55

miss hellfire wrote:Apologies for interrupting the bickering, but this girls on a roll!!

You're gonna hear me before you see me. I'm fitting the stereo and speakers in my car tomorrow. Is it okay to be a chav with taste and style for a day?
If you hear me pass through your town give me a wave. Not the two-fingered type please.

I'm soooo pleased with myself.. I'm getting really psyched up for a little break now.

Woooohooo!!!

* Gets a glass of wine a joint and settles down to a night of hotel hunting*

I never had you down as the sharpest tool in the box, I guess the above post cements this assumption.

Can I assume your loyal boyfriend made you this way?

Has your loyal partner fingered you with a Burberry rubber glove today whilst having a HOT SEXY STICKY ONE-ON-ONE MSN HYPER SESSION with Troutie?

babyben · Sun 04 Sep, 2005 18.18

Si-Co wrote:Why does every thread have to be turned into a J Christie thread?!

Wish I knew. :roll:

Lorns · Mon 05 Sep, 2005 12.54

Bones wrote:
miss hellfire wrote:Apologies for interrupting the bickering, but this girls on a roll!!

You're gonna hear me before you see me. I'm fitting the stereo and speakers in my car tomorrow. Is it okay to be a chav with taste and style for a day?
If you hear me pass through your town give me a wave. Not the two-fingered type please.

I'm soooo pleased with myself.. I'm getting really psyched up for a little break now.

Woooohooo!!!

* Gets a glass of wine a joint and settles down to a night of hotel hunting*
I never had you down as the sharpest tool in the box, I guess the above post cements this assumption.

Can I assume your loyal boyfriend made you this way?

Has your loyal partner fingered you with a Burberry rubber glove today whilst having a HOT SEXY STICKY ONE-ON-ONE MSN HYPER SESSION with Troutie?

Lol.

How's your bum? Lost any tampons up there recently?

James H · Mon 05 Sep, 2005 17.49

I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon

Anonymous · Tue 06 Sep, 2005 13.18

miss hellfire wrote:

Lol.

How's your bum? Lost any tampons up there recently?

Of course not. I leave the string hanging out. It feels like I have a tail when I walk - any suggestions?

Anonymous · Tue 06 Sep, 2005 13.19

James H wrote:I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon

Go take your medication fat boy and get back to stalking sexually active school girls.

James H · Tue 06 Sep, 2005 13.32

Bones wrote:
James H wrote:I told you on MSN Lorna, while you were having that other hot, sticky hyper session with me and t'other James, his head's too far up there to fit a tampon
Go take your medication fat boy and get back to stalking sexually active school girls.

What a pissy comeback. Yes, i spelled it wrong deliberately.

Why don't you arrange a meeting place, and we'll settle this face to face? Or are you too scared to show your ugly face in public? Maybe you're growing pubic hairs on your head?

Or maybe all the things you said about Jamez were true about yourself. For example, the "you don't know your father" bits.

Anonymous · Tue 06 Sep, 2005 13.46

James H wrote: What a pissy comeback. Yes, i spelt it wrong deliberately.

Why don't you arrange a meeting place, and we'll settle this face to face? Or are you too scared to show your ugly face in public? Maybe you're growing pubic hairs on your head?

Or maybe all the things you said about Jamez were true about yourself. For example, the "you don't know your father" bits.

You need to get your repeat prescription sorted out fairly sharp-ish.

I'd feel very bad about meeting you face-to-face. No good could come of it.
It would seem wrong of me to knock you out of your wheelchair and laugh at your Stephen Hawking style robot voice.

Here's Bones tip of the day: Never take up psychology.

As for that gag about growing public hairs from my head. It had me and my fellow sexual offenders in a fit of guffaws. Maybe you could take up comedy writing instead?