I have so much to do and such little time to do it - which naturally means I am at a loose end and have nothing to do.
I have no MSN. It's too late for the pub. Too sensible to sleep. I've already placed my entire music collection into alphabetical order.
Anybody got any jokes? Any cool websites? Any projects they could come up with?
Do you have anything to say?
I is bored
Couldn't have put it better myself!Chris wrote:Excuse the puerile suggestion, but, have a wank?![]()
If you have a car, go for a long drive. If you have a girlfriend who's in the same room as you, go for a shag.
Although, I do find listening to late night Radio 1 and reading a book very enjoyable nowadays. I never used to read at all, but I was passing Waterstones and saw an offer of 3 for 1

I'd rather be having sex, though.
Dear me, this place always comes back to sex. If someone started a thread on the Autumn 2005 range of Dulux paint, it would somehow revert back to sex.
Incidentally, I walked past the local library earlier this evening and it would appear there's a prostitute who now does her business there. I apologise to her if she wasn't a prostitute, but she certainly looked like one. It got me wondering - is a library a good place to get "business"? I wouldn't have thought so.
Night time Radio 1 ain't really my thing, except for The Blue Room. It's on Saturday and Sunday mornings at stupid o'clock and is great listening.
Still bored though.
Incidentally, I walked past the local library earlier this evening and it would appear there's a prostitute who now does her business there. I apologise to her if she wasn't a prostitute, but she certainly looked like one. It got me wondering - is a library a good place to get "business"? I wouldn't have thought so.
Night time Radio 1 ain't really my thing, except for The Blue Room. It's on Saturday and Sunday mornings at stupid o'clock and is great listening.
Still bored though.
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I find then hard to download nowadays. A few years ago it as like "stick your hand in a box and get whatever episode you want for a price of zero pounds and 99 invisible pence"Jamez wrote:Download some Simpsons episodes from LimeWire.
1 episode takes about 5-10 mins on a 2mb connection.