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iSon
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James H wrote:
Ads wrote:
James H wrote: what if you didn't say what if, you tart
You're calling me something edible are you? Can you ever get food of your mind?
i would chuck it in your face if i could
Calm down dear.

Go have a nice cold bath, darling.
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Isonstine wrote:
James H wrote:
Ads wrote: You're calling me something edible are you? Can you ever get food of your mind?
i would chuck it in your face if i could
Calm down dear.

Go have a nice cold bath, darling.
with you?
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James H wrote:
Isonstine wrote:
James H wrote: i would chuck it in your face if i could
Calm down dear.

Go have a nice cold bath, darling.
with you?
Did I say that?
Good Lord!
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Isonstine wrote:
James H wrote:
Isonstine wrote: Calm down dear.

Go have a nice cold bath, darling.
with you?
Did I say that?
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Would you like a bath with me?
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No I said "Go have a nice cold bath, darling."

Try again.
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Chris wrote:Apple won the "war" and Microsoft lost?
Nah, let's throw OS/2 into the equation. Now if that had won and not Windows...
TV Forum never existed?
Wouldn't be writing this, end of. :)
You had a time machine and could travel back a few years? What would you change?
Too many things.
BT were still owned by the Government?
Still be living in the land of a broadband desert I reckon and ridiculous call charges.
Netscape 4.x (great in it's heyday, but obsolete now) had been the first browser to offer tabbed browsing?
I don't think people would have cared.
Nobody would care I reckon, because if it still had the same half cooked render engine with tabbed browsing support, not even a built-in ability to make breakfast in bed would have made it any more exciting.
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Ant
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What if... the internet hadn't been invented. We'd go outside! :shock: :P
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Antz wrote:What if... the internet hadn't been invented. We'd go outside! :shock: :P
Although some poor souls would spend their days pouring over old Betamax tapes of the BBC Schools Diamond. ;)
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What If.................

Margaret Thatcher hadn't wrecked our country? We would have been more civilised

Saddam Hussein never existed? Iraq wouldn't have been in a mess and the two gulf wars would NEVER have happened

If terrorism never existed? There would be peace all around
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What if Tombas47 posted a picture of himself, so I could recognise him in Tesco's?
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I miss Tesco. The nearest one to me is in Penarth just down the road, but it's hardly big. It's more of a Tesco Metro, although it does have a filling station (which now closes at midnight!)

The next closest Tesco would be Culverhouse Cross, but that's not much bigger than a shoebox either and is in desperate need of revamping. I heard that they were going to re-build that one.

And finally, the Tesco in Cardiff which is my favourite involves a winding, traffic-light ridden car journey through the city centre to get to Llandaf. Offically the biggest Tesco in Wales. It's HUGE!

Pointless me thinking about Tesco, though as every single of one of them is currently closed until 10am tomorrow morning. Bloody antiquated Sunday trading laws.
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