The Great METROPOL24))7 Torso-Off

[babyben]

I just thought I'd clarify, I'm not gay as well.

Not gay, yet is asking for male flesh.. hmm...

did i say male?

That's all right then.

[cat]

Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!

She's busy. She is being fingered by her boyfriend whilst having a 1-on-1 MSN session with our Jamez Trout.

2 factual errors there, Dusto.

1. We rarely chat on MSN
2. You've mis-spelt both my names.

and 3., Miss Hellfire lives about 300 miles away from me, so any kind of close encounters between us are unlikely to say the least.

Even if we did, it wouldn't be something either of us would mention on a public forum as it's none of your business.

And come to think of it, you enjoy ripping the piss so much, and yet you are too scared to reveal your true identity. Hiding in your bedroom, hunched over a computer, obviously you are unemployed because you seem to spend far too much time haunting this website for your own (no one elses) amusement.

If anyone on this forum actually found you in the slightest bit amusing, you would soon reach cult status. Unfortunately for you, the most you can expect round here is an unequivical cunt status.

One final thing to add, but I really don't see what you're gaining from lurking around here under a false name. Is your life really that boring and empty that you have to resort to making a complete spectacle of yourself to a forum "full of poofs", as you so eloquantly put it?

To be fair, I find him one of the funnier trolls.

I think if people really disliked ''them'' that much, they would have the good sense to ignore it totally, rather than devote hours of their time to playing up to such nonsense.

I can only suggest that if people want the trolls to go away, they stop making such a big issue of it. Putting ''Make Trolls History'', or whatever, in your signature does rather give the impression that they're entirely succeeding in everything they set out to do.

[Dusty Jacket]

2 factual errors there, Dusto.

1. We rarely chat on MSN
2. You've mis-spelt both my names.

and 3., Miss Hellfire lives about 300 miles away from me, so any kind of close encounters between us are unlikely to say the least.

Even if we did, it wouldn't be something either of us would mention on a public forum as it's none of your business.

And come to think of it, you enjoy ripping the piss so much, and yet you are too scared to reveal your true identity. Hiding in your bedroom, hunched over a computer, obviously you are unemployed because you seem to spend far too much time haunting this website for your own (no one elses) amusement.

If anyone on this forum actually found you in the slightest bit amusing, you would soon reach cult status. Unfortunately for you, the most you can expect round here is an unequivical cunt status.

One final thing to add, but I really don't see what you're gaining from lurking around here under a false name. Is your life really that boring and empty that you have to resort to making a complete spectacle of yourself to a forum "full of poofs", as you so eloquantly put it?

Ohh, I like it when you venture into psychiatry Troutie!

Hiding in my bedroom unemployed? No, I'm in fact a co-director and I run my own recording studio business.

I've got a few hours spare this afternoon, so I might make a realmedia mock of Luxton, care to help?

Hey, when you've found out who your real Dad is, let Jacket know I'd like to have a go at my own Forum Psychiatry. I need to know this information so I can build up a fuller picture of your personality.

The only clues I have is that your dad has bad teeth. I bet your Mum can't even remember the which car park you were conceived in, let alone which man was responsible.

[cat]

The only clues I have is that your dad has bad teeth.

Perhaps it's the man in your avatar?

[Lorns]

Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!

You're out of luck i'm afraid. I've had to buy myself a new laptop as i burnt the charging mechanism on my old laptop to a cinder. All my pics and music amongst other files are on my old one. The man at the compootah shop said that a coompootah expert will be able to transfer my files.

<sigh> It all gets very confusing.

Sorry chaps! This thread is going to be miss hellfire torso free!!

[Pete]

Well taking into account the number of straight men on here (errr 3) I don't think you'll stand much chance against the favourite. cat might want to enter though, I'm sure he'd come second to mdta

[Brad]

<LITTLE BRITAIN>
Computer says no.
</LITTLE BRITAIN>

[Lorns]

Is miss hellfire joining in with this one?! - It's only fair!

She's busy. She is being fingered by her boyfriend whilst having a 1-on-1 MSN session with our Jamez Trout.

Quite an imagination you have Dusty J.