A Spot Of Silliness...
I discovered through a similar sequence that my porn star name is Gidget Girdlebuns. Interestingly, my gay porn star name was Dick Splash.
For now, I must resign myself to my new identity of Cheesy Chickenlips. It's practically libellous.
For now, I must resign myself to my new identity of Cheesy Chickenlips. It's practically libellous.
Crusty Farklesniffer.
(I can't believe I just said that on a public message board!)
(I can't believe I just said that on a public message board!)
Crusty Chuckledoodle
Hmmm.......
Perhaps I should have my business card changed.
Crusty Chuckledoodle,
Chief Executive Officer
Hmmm.......
Perhaps I should have my business card changed.
Crusty Chuckledoodle,
Chief Executive Officer
Let's put a new twist to this, and change some celebrity names, starting with . . .
Jonathan Ross = Sloopy Pottyfanny 
Over to you . . .


Over to you . . .
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Victoria Beckham = Goober Chickenface
Billie Piper = Boobie Farklebiscuits
Billie Piper = Boobie Farklebiscuits
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?
David Beckham = Sneezy Chickenfacemiss hellfire wrote: Victoria Beckham = Goober Chickenface
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Methinks i could enjoy this game...
Margaret Thatcher = Dorfus Wafflebutt
Arnold Schwarznegar = Sloopy Battyshorts
Margaret Thatcher = Dorfus Wafflebutt
Arnold Schwarznegar = Sloopy Battyshorts
Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with Men?