The Quick Reference Guide to Many Common Issues on the Forum

James H · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 18.56

nodnirG kraM wrote:
Bail wrote:Along the lines of "Oh no, my house is on fire! What do I do? I know.. I'll post on metropol and ask they'll know"
Perhaps we should have some quick reference guide somewhere just in case such an eventuality arises.

Here we go then....

Number 1: Man with Megaphone

1. Listen to announcement
2. Step outside to hear better
3. Walk over to where the noise is coming from
4. Ask man why he is using megaphone
5. Problem solved

DO NOT

a. Log on to http://www.tvforum.co.uk or http://www.metropol247.co.uk
b. Make yourself a tasty moussaka.
c. Stalk C*rol M*lia
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Any more guides?

babyben · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 19.33

James H wrote:Number 1: Man with Megaphone

1. Listen to announcement
2. Step outside to hear better
3. Walk over to where the noise is coming from
4. Ask man why he is using megaphone
5. Problem solved

DO NOT

a. Log on to http://www.tvforum.co.uk or http://www.metropol247.co.uk
b. Make yourself a tasty moussaka.
c. Stalk C*rol M*lia
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Any more guides?

You public service god, you! I think an OBE will be in the post for you

Jamez · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 19.33

Get a life, darling. :roll:

babyben · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 19.35

Jamez wrote:Get a life, darling. :roll:

Is that you starting on a guide of your chat-up lines?

Pete · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 19.44

do you have to reply to every post with a snide response?

I don't like having a poor imitation of myself going round here.

This thread would have been more fabulous if it had included a link to the original post

Dusty Jacket · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 21.13

Jamez wrote:Get a life, darling. :roll:

Thank you for the music, company director darling!

Jamez · Wed 27 Jul, 2005 23.49

Dusty Jacket wrote:
Jamez wrote:Get a life, darling. :roll:

Thank you for the music, company director darling!

Quite.

Co-director by the way.

Dusty Jacket · Thu 28 Jul, 2005 14.25

Jamez wrote:
Dusty Jacket wrote:
Jamez wrote:Get a life, darling. :roll:

Thank you for the music, company director darling!
Quite.

Co-director by the way.

Co-director? You've certainly got this whole business thing sussed!

Jamez · Thu 28 Jul, 2005 17.07

Dusty Jacket wrote:
Jamez wrote:
Dusty Jacket wrote:
Thank you for the music, company director darling!
Quite.

Co-director by the way.
Co-director? You've certainly got this whole business thing sussed!

Pity you haven't got the trolling thing sussed, isn't it!

Cheese Head · Thu 28 Jul, 2005 19.13

Does some one have to tell me why all references to this post have been attacked to death and drawn out of context? Its like the whole london thing, the princess diana thing, the queen mother thing - get the fuck over it, move on and stop forcing it down our throats. yay.