"Evacuate Your Homes"

[J.Christie]

I live in a road nearby a field, and just a few minutes ago, near that field there was a man with (possibly) a megaphone announcing:

"Your Homes are in danger"
"Please evacuate your homes"

It is being said in a clear and sensible voice, but I have no clue if this is serious or not.

Being at an age of 13, these kind of things shit-scare me. Do you think this is a wind-up?

[J.Christie]

You left out the "don't care" option.

Promise me one thing then, don't go into charity work.

[cat]

Why, oh why, can we not enforce some sort of age limit?

[J.Christie]

I'll just fuck off now...

[Chris]

Well, do you live near a nuclear plant, or some chemical factory?

[Nick Harvey]

What sort of brain-dead plonker chooses the moment when he's being told to evacuate his house to log on to the internet and ask a bunch of strangers, few if any of whom are even in the same city as him, whether the evacuation is serious?

ASK THE MAN WITH THE MEGAPHONE, YOU TOSSER, NOT US.

[J.Christie]

What sort of brain-dead plonker chooses the moment when he's being told to evacuate his house to log on to the internet and ask a bunch of strangers, few if any of whom are even in the same city as him, whether the evacuation is serious?

ASK THE MAN WITH THE MEGAPHONE, YOU TOSSER, NOT US.

Ok

[Aston]

What sort of brain-dead plonker chooses the moment when he's being told to evacuate his house to log on to the internet and ask a bunch of strangers, few if any of whom are even in the same city as him, whether the evacuation is serious?

ASK THE MAN WITH THE MEGAPHONE, YOU TOSSER, NOT US.

I couldn't have put it more eloquently myself, Nick.

[fusionlad]

hehe... I love Metropol sometimes.

Mind you I'm easily pleased

[Pete]

so are you dead yet JC or am I just wishing too hard?

[Ant]

JC, didn't you make a big fuss over leaving a while back?