I know why

[James H]

I knew I'd get the piss taken out of me on this forum!

so why the hell did you join?

[J.Christie]

Because I thought you wouldn't take the piss outta me.

[Bail]

METROPOL GCSE LEAVING EXAMINATION
SPECIFICATION 2470

You have 1 hour 20 minutes for this examination.
Please write your answers clearly on the forum provided.


1 How can you leave Metropol 24))7 without maximum effort? [25]
In your answer you are reminded of the need for good English and clear punctuation. You should present ideas in a well organised and legible manner.

2 Why have you not left the site yet? [25]
In your answer you are reminded of the need not to be a smartarse.

3 Explain, as fully as you can, the term "having a life". [25]
Definitions of life on the Web:

* a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life"
* the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others"
* the experience of living; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life"
* animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes"
* the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life"
* the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life"
* liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it"
* biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life
* the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life"
* a living person; "his heroism saved a life"
* living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life"
* a motive for living; "pottery was his life"
* the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon"
* life sentence: a prison term lasting as long as the prisoner lives; "he got life for killing the guard"

4 Are you still here? If you are, then you're clearly thick. [25]

Definitions of stupid on the Web:

* lacking or marked by lack of intellectual acuity
* dazed: in a state of mental numbness especially as resulting from shock; "he had a dazed expression on his face"; "lay semiconscious, stunned (or stupefied) by the blow"; "was stupid from fatigue"
* a person who is not very bright; "The economy, stupid!"
* unintelligent: without much intelligence; "a dull job with lazy and unintelligent co-workers"

Total for this paper: 100 marks

[fusionlad]

Because I thought you wouldn't take the piss outta me.

Do you realise what your last 2 posts have said? :roll:

[J.Christie]

Because I thought you wouldn't take the piss outta me.

Do you realise what your last 2 posts have said? :roll:

I hope not

[J.Christie]

So .. you staying or going?

Stay, because I may have an idea what you will do if I go.

[J.Christie]

Okay, sorry fellas.