If you left Britain where would you move to

James H
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Did this kind of exercise in sex ed. Had to come up with as many diff names as we could for womens' bits, mens' bits, gay couples and hetero couples.
Johnny
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James H wrote:Did this kind of exercise in sex ed. Had to come up with as many diff names as we could for womens' bits, mens' bits, gay couples and hetero couples.
Yes we did this in Year 10, certain members liked the giving there own names for gays, but we won't go there
Johnny

Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Spencer For Hire
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chinajan wrote:Beef curtains.
Love that one. Reminds me of this wonderful clip from a BBC Radio Cornwall phone-in on interior design.

http://www.gorillaenterprises.co.uk/upl ... s/Beef.mp3
harshy
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DAS wrote:I would NOT live in a country where little lizards drive cars. That is really quite hazardous.

I would probably live in Greece - it is like Italy but more Greek. Relaxed, usually sunny, great food and the ability to eat Greek yoghurt for breakfast without feeling as though you have not had a "proper" meal.
India, it's lively, busy, maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but everyday is an exciting day, and you get to watch tons of English footie :lol:
Spencer For Hire
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harshy wrote:
DAS wrote:I would NOT live in a country where little lizards drive cars. That is really quite hazardous.

I would probably live in Greece - it is like Italy but more Greek. Relaxed, usually sunny, great food and the ability to eat Greek yoghurt for breakfast without feeling as though you have not had a "proper" meal.
India, it's lively, busy, maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but everyday is an exciting day, and you get to watch tons of English footie :lol:
I'm sure it's a great country, but I've yet to meet anyone who's been to India and not got the shits in a seriously big way.
Matrix
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Spencer For Hire wrote:
harshy wrote:
DAS wrote:I would NOT live in a country where little lizards drive cars. That is really quite hazardous.

I would probably live in Greece - it is like Italy but more Greek. Relaxed, usually sunny, great food and the ability to eat Greek yoghurt for breakfast without feeling as though you have not had a "proper" meal.
India, it's lively, busy, maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but everyday is an exciting day, and you get to watch tons of English footie :lol:
I'm sure it's a great country, but I've yet to meet anyone who's been to India and not got the shits in a seriously big way.
You know what the thing is, Thinking about it either do I.

I always promised myself I'd to go to India in my gap year but that never happened, so I'll put it on the To Do list.
I've always fancied hamsters, No, South America - That can go on there as well.
James Martin
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DJF wrote:Definately Australia - people are so much more friendly, there's so much more choice in the supermarkets - there's so many reasons I loved it so much that I can't remember them!
Did I read correctly (probably on BBTB) you're heading back there this year?!

But yeah, Aussie for me please. I went in 1998 - and to be fair, the country, culture, lifestyle, people and especially the scenery actually really are like they are on Home & Away etc.
Chris
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Johnny wrote:As for "rude" names for female parts:

Breasts : Thrup'ney Bits, Bazookas, Torpedos, Pillows

I think Jamez got the rest really
Another word for breasts: Knockers.
DJF
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Location: Nottingham/Lincoln UK

James Martin wrote:
DJF wrote:Definately Australia - people are so much more friendly, there's so much more choice in the supermarkets - there's so many reasons I loved it so much that I can't remember them!
Did I read correctly (probably on BBTB) you're heading back there this year?!

But yeah, Aussie for me please. I went in 1998 - and to be fair, the country, culture, lifestyle, people and especially the scenery actually really are like they are on Home & Away etc.
Next year hopefully, if not then the year after when we've finished Uni!

And I agree with all of the above!
Dan
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