If you left Britain where would you move to

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'Hairy Axe Wound', 'Snapper' and 'Bearded Clam' are a few of my favourite terms. There's also something rather satsifying about 'Quim'... not that I have much to do with such things.
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Camel toe.

That's a funny one.
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'Tadpole pond' and 'slot badger' are two of the ones I've heard lately.

And 'sexual intercourse' was a 'punishment beating'. I dread to think about the origins of that one.
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And how could I forget "front bottom"?
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Just remembered another favourite... 'Growler'.
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Strange how a thread about moving abroad turns into one about euphamisms for "the intimate feminine area" . . . !
Spencer For Hire wrote: Just remembered another favourite... 'Growler'.
That reminds me . . . since BB6 started last week, a new of Bo Selecta must be on it's way!


Meanwhile, back on topic . . . I'd probably have residences in New York and/or Australia, if I could afford it.
Failing that, Puerto de la Cruz on the north coast of Tenerife is a very nice place to be, especially on holiday.
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Spencer For Hire wrote:Just remembered another favourite... 'Growler'.
I think my favourite has to be Flange.
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I do love London, even though half of it is a shit hole.

If I did move anywhere else it would either be :- New York, Sydney or Tokyo, although in the case of Tokyo I would need to learn Japanese
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As for "rude" names for female parts:

Breasts : Thrup'ney Bits, Bazookas, Torpedos, Pillows

I think Jamez got the rest really
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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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Beef curtains.
Hymagumba wrote:Belgium is nice
Damned with faint praise.

Spain for me please. Me gusta mucho el sol. Y la cerveza.
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Johnny wrote:As for "rude" names for female parts:

Breasts : Thrup'ney Bits, Bazookas, Torpedos, Pillows

I think Jamez got the rest really
Oh I don't, I can promise you I don't! ;)
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