I wish I was gay - it would be so much simpler.
I went out on a date with a woman tonight. Got on great, snogged her and then she got all funny with me, saying that because we kissed earlier than she wanted to, the fireworks weren't there.
What a bunch of crap.
I informed her that a first date was far too early to discern whether this was a long-term prospect or not, and that it shouldn't be particularly worrisome.
Then she proceeds to get drunk, and it gets worse. She says she wants to see me again, but maybe as friends, maybe as potential partners. I said that I was not interested in the slightest about being friends with her and was only interested in being partners. She then chastised me, drunk as a newt, saying I should be happy being friends or partners - I told her this was not an option.
Jesus - she was only 26. I deliberately went younger because I thought she wouldn't be as screwed up as the rest of her species. I was wrong.
Please consider this a general bitching against women thread.
Women - what a weird bunch
In the last couple of weeks, I've had girls throwing themselves at me! :roll:
I've been a good boy though, and not slept with any of them so far. At the moment I'm just happy having them chase me for a change (they must be blind or autistic, though)
Any minging girl or someone not the round shilling, will get the heave-ho from me very swiftly.
Keep looking, JB. Life isn't a race - there's no pressure to settle down at all.
I've been a good boy though, and not slept with any of them so far. At the moment I'm just happy having them chase me for a change (they must be blind or autistic, though)
Any minging girl or someone not the round shilling, will get the heave-ho from me very swiftly.
Keep looking, JB. Life isn't a race - there's no pressure to settle down at all.
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I don't know what it is!babyben wrote:Must [be] the tv-license rogue in you!Jamez wrote:In the last couple of weeks, I've had girls throwing themselves at me! :roll:
Even my best mates mum gave me the eye last weekend!
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A straight man thinking being gay is easier......ha!!!
Oh please - i have to find a partner amongst these men think being big, muscular, hung like a donkey, rich, take (too much) drugs, allergic to monogamy is the normal and something to aspire too!!!
once you find a guy who doesn't think like the above, you reject him because you think there is something wrong with him for not thinking like the above!!!
crazy gay men who are digging their own holes because of this greedy, vacuous, life for today attitude and don't give a toss about other men.
Before you think i'm bitter and twisted, I have started dating a guy who far from being perfect as far as the above list is concerned, that fact that he is intelligent, generous, sexy and great in bed more than makes up the fact that he is huge muscular fucker and like the odd snort of coke......oh the sacrificies!!!!
Oh please - i have to find a partner amongst these men think being big, muscular, hung like a donkey, rich, take (too much) drugs, allergic to monogamy is the normal and something to aspire too!!!
once you find a guy who doesn't think like the above, you reject him because you think there is something wrong with him for not thinking like the above!!!
crazy gay men who are digging their own holes because of this greedy, vacuous, life for today attitude and don't give a toss about other men.
Before you think i'm bitter and twisted, I have started dating a guy who far from being perfect as far as the above list is concerned, that fact that he is intelligent, generous, sexy and great in bed more than makes up the fact that he is huge muscular fucker and like the odd snort of coke......oh the sacrificies!!!!
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I don't know my future after this weekend, and I don't want to
I don't know my future after this weekend, and I don't want to
I didn't realise we were dating! HEY HO! *slaps knee*mikejprz wrote:Before you think i'm bitter and twisted, I have started dating a guy who far from being perfect as far as the above list is concerned, that fact that he is intelligent, generous, sexy and great in bed more than makes up the fact that he is huge muscular fucker and like the odd snort of coke......oh the sacrificies!!!!
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The biggest pisser of it all is that she was fantastic - I thought she had real potential.
You may recall from a thread months ago when I said that I was going to try the online dating thing again after becoming tired and frustrated by the pub/club scene.
Well, this one was from such site. There was a real meeting of minds, in my opinion, well before last night's date. Ask any of my friends - I struggle to keep a conversation going for 4 hours because I can't be arsed - we had such a phone call on Monday.
Physically, she's pretty much what I'm after - she is my type, as it were.
But I've said it before and I'll say it again that women's biggest enemies are introspection and emotionality - the mistaken belief that unceasing navelgazing will somehow make them better, more confident people (when we all know that too much thinking about oneself is unhealthy and counterproductive) and the desire to read meaning into something.
Sometimes, a cucumber is just a cucumber, to paraphrase someone!
I've never had 'fireworks' when I've kissed someone for the first time - in my mind, it's another stage to getting there, but it's not what's important.
It's like she was determined to trip herself up. After two hours of meeting a guy and having a snog, the doubts already creep in over something which is inherently unimportant and devoid of any real significance. The fact she was sending me mixed signals (holding my hand, touching my hips and standing behind me when tying up a shoelace and wanting snogs at the bar all in the context of 'I'm not sure! I don't know!') was quite frustrating.
Every other guy I know, straight or gay, just lets things develop over a course of time, and we leave it longer to make a decision on something.
It's probably my fault anyway to a large degree. Women love anticipation and excitement - given that, going for the multiple snogs two hours in was probably premature. It doesn't match with a woman's ideals about "how it should be". I know better than this - an amateur mistake!
Bugger, shit, fuck! I've met many women since becoming single from my ultra-LTR. With no disrespect to previous girlfriends (especially Anna, the previous one who is an absolute star), the one last night 'fit'. Pity it was unreciprocated.
Will it take another 5, 10, 15, 25 meetings with new women to find someone a) not screwed up and b) who has that effect on me?
Bollocks.
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You may recall from a thread months ago when I said that I was going to try the online dating thing again after becoming tired and frustrated by the pub/club scene.
Well, this one was from such site. There was a real meeting of minds, in my opinion, well before last night's date. Ask any of my friends - I struggle to keep a conversation going for 4 hours because I can't be arsed - we had such a phone call on Monday.
Physically, she's pretty much what I'm after - she is my type, as it were.
But I've said it before and I'll say it again that women's biggest enemies are introspection and emotionality - the mistaken belief that unceasing navelgazing will somehow make them better, more confident people (when we all know that too much thinking about oneself is unhealthy and counterproductive) and the desire to read meaning into something.
Sometimes, a cucumber is just a cucumber, to paraphrase someone!
I've never had 'fireworks' when I've kissed someone for the first time - in my mind, it's another stage to getting there, but it's not what's important.
It's like she was determined to trip herself up. After two hours of meeting a guy and having a snog, the doubts already creep in over something which is inherently unimportant and devoid of any real significance. The fact she was sending me mixed signals (holding my hand, touching my hips and standing behind me when tying up a shoelace and wanting snogs at the bar all in the context of 'I'm not sure! I don't know!') was quite frustrating.
Every other guy I know, straight or gay, just lets things develop over a course of time, and we leave it longer to make a decision on something.
It's probably my fault anyway to a large degree. Women love anticipation and excitement - given that, going for the multiple snogs two hours in was probably premature. It doesn't match with a woman's ideals about "how it should be". I know better than this - an amateur mistake!
Bugger, shit, fuck! I've met many women since becoming single from my ultra-LTR. With no disrespect to previous girlfriends (especially Anna, the previous one who is an absolute star), the one last night 'fit'. Pity it was unreciprocated.
Will it take another 5, 10, 15, 25 meetings with new women to find someone a) not screwed up and b) who has that effect on me?
Bollocks.
[/vaguely mysoginist moan over]