mine are:

Chavs

Jamster, Jippi & all those other ringtone companies

District Line between West Ham - Aldgate East, slow journey too many stops!

Debden - Complete Pisshole

Ford - Current model range is dull

Gants Hill Roundabout

Busted / Mc Fly & all other mock rock groups

Jordan - The "woman" not the country

Essex - Need I say more

Battersea Power Station - Don't leave it to rot anymore refurbish it ASAP

The Sun Newspaper - You may fucking love it, I fucking hate it!

Kroneberg 1664 (sp) - Beer that gives you a headache

Eastenders - Bring back Frank Butcher

Central Line Trains - More comfortable journey in a Austin Metro

Taxi's & White Van's - Fly through traffic lights no matter what colour they are

Richard Bacon on Capital FM - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Tv Licence - See Jamez's thread