Election 2005

Who gets your vote ?

Conservatives
34
43%
Labour
20
25%
Lib Dem
19
24%
Green Party
3
4%
Veritas
1
1%
Respect
0
No votes
Other (small minority party)
3
4%
 
Total votes: 80
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jay
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Jamez wrote:Surely you must only read The Scum for it's comedy value, then? Because obviously, such an intelligent, independently-minded young chap like yourself wouldn't read The Scum to get a daily digest of world events, now surely?

If you do, then I sincerely pity you.
Lol, I've never taken The Sun seriously - it's just a bit of light reading / looking (mainly Page 3 - I find 'The News In Breifs' very informative! 8) )
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Anonymous

UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was reduced to near-incoherence by Jeremy Paxman last night as he admitted he has now idea how many illegal immigrants are in this country. The Premier was asked no fewer than 20 times to give a number-but ducked and weaved as he failed to do so. Sounding increasingly desperate, he insisted that speculating about numbers was "pointless". Yet one of the Governments own experts recently estimated the total here as 500,000-though his findings were suppressed by the Home Office.
babyben
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Ross Revenge wrote:UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was reduced to near-incoherence by Jeremy Paxman last night as he admitted he has now idea how many illegal immigrants are in this country. The Premier was asked no fewer than 20 times to give a number-but ducked and weaved as he failed to do so. Sounding increasingly desperate, he insisted that speculating about numbers was "pointless". Yet one of the Governments own experts recently estimated the total here as 500,000-though his findings were suppressed by the Home Office.
Whilst Michael Howard..

...he wants your votes. And he wants to suck your blood! :lol:
Anonymous

In the 1983 Australian General Election newspaper owned by Rupert Murdoch backed the Liberal-Nationalist coalition however that election was won by the Australian Labour Party. So the Murdoch owned newspapers switched to the Australian Labour Party.
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babyben wrote:
Ross Revenge wrote:UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was reduced to near-incoherence by Jeremy Paxman last night as he admitted he has now idea how many illegal immigrants are in this country. The Premier was asked no fewer than 20 times to give a number-but ducked and weaved as he failed to do so. Sounding increasingly desperate, he insisted that speculating about numbers was "pointless". Yet one of the Governments own experts recently estimated the total here as 500,000-though his findings were suppressed by the Home Office.
Whilst Michael Howard..

...he wants your votes. And he wants to suck your blood! :lol:
No he does not!
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Sput
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Ross Revenge wrote:
babyben wrote:
...he wants your votes. And he wants to suck your blood! :lol:
No he does not!
That would explain his hammering of the immigration issue!
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Nick Harvey
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Would YOU vote for the Dyslexia Party?

This was popped through my door today by some nice person acting on behalf of the possible future Foreign Secretary. The postcode for Pewsey definitely starts SN9 and not S9N. Imagine the possibilities if he was in charge of planning the co-ordinates for the next war.

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Shouldn't it be "Jane and I..."? :roll:
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Nick Harvey
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Nope, you take one half or the other out and see if it still makes sense, don't you.

"For Jane it has not only been...." or "For me it has not only been...." are both okay; "For I it has not only been...." sounds silly.
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jay
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Location: Amersham, Buckinghamshire

Surely he should learn how to write in a straight line before going into politics?
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Johnny
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Location: The London Borough of East London

Ross Revenge wrote:UK Prime Minister Tony Blair was reduced to near-incoherence by Jeremy Paxman last night as he admitted he has now idea how many illegal immigrants are in this country. The Premier was asked no fewer than 20 times to give a number-but ducked and weaved as he failed to do so. Sounding increasingly desperate, he insisted that speculating about numbers was "pointless". Yet one of the Governments own experts recently estimated the total here as 500,000-though his findings were suppressed by the Home Office.
Michael Howard was asked the same question when he was Home Secretary & he hadn't a fucking clue then either.

No illegal imigrant will ever admit they are one unless they are caught
Johnny

Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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