Masturbation

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How often do you do it?

Once a day, or more
18
50%
Once every 3-4 days
6
17%
Once a week
4
11%
Once every 2-3 weeks
0
No votes
Once every two months
1
3%
I don't wank
7
19%
 
Total votes: 36
Cheese Head
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Location: Rockhampton, Australia

Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten...

...PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!
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I don't know my future after this weekend, and I don't want to
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Jamez
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Location: Bristol

Cheese Head wrote:Everytime you masturbate god kills a kitten...

...PLEASE THINK OF THE KITTENS!
Is that why the council re-located you next to a pet cemetery?
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James Martin
Posts: 1011
Joined: Sun 15 Feb, 2004 19.26

Meow.
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Sput
Posts: 7547
Joined: Wed 20 Aug, 2003 19.57

Mental.
Knight knight
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James H
Posts: 1276
Joined: Tue 20 Jul, 2004 14.49
Location: In your endo

Cracking.
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Jamez
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Joined: Sun 30 May, 2004 23.02
Location: Bristol

Pussy licker.
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Si-Co
Posts: 273
Joined: Thu 13 May, 2004 23.17
Location: Blaydon, Tyne and Wear

I feel all cramped up now, trapped in this single bed. Concrete thoughts of you weighing down my head. Sleeping with my nemesis, scattered on the quilt. My hand is always down my pants - guilt, guilt, guilt...
Everyone hears what you say,
Friends listen to what you say,
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
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babyben
Posts: 394
Joined: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 14.34

Si-Co wrote:I feel all cramped up now, trapped in this single bed. Concrete thoughts of you weighing down my head. Sleeping with my nemesis, scattered on the quilt. My hand is always down my pants - guilt, guilt, guilt...

*bing bong*

English Translator to Metropol. That's English Translator to Metropol.

Thank You.

;)
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martindtanderson
Posts: 527
Joined: Tue 23 Dec, 2003 04.03
Location: London, UK
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after 2 months without a net connection i'm back, and to answer the question, 2-3 times a week, average.
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iSon
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Posts: 1635
Joined: Fri 15 Aug, 2003 23.24
Location: London

nodnirG kraM wrote:Does it count if it's someone else doing it for you?
:shock: I told you not to mention that here. My name will be mud...
Good Lord!
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babyben
Posts: 394
Joined: Fri 25 Mar, 2005 14.34

nodnirG kraM wrote:Does it count if it's someone else doing it for you?
What do you need the answer to that?

meeeee-ooooow.
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