My free software, for you.

Dr Lobster* · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 15.20

yoink!

Orry Verducci · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 16.43

Show us what else you've got.

Pete · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 17.00

very nice print out with the phonetic version of the password. So many call centres seem to lack the ability to spell things out phonetically.

S for sugar indeed. urgh,

Jamez · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 18.17

Hymagumba wrote:very nice print out with the phonetic version of the password. So many call centres seem to lack the ability to spell things out phonetically.

S for sugar indeed. urgh,

Learn the phonetic alphabet, then!

A: Alpha
B: Bravo
C: Charlie
D: Delta
E: Echo
F: Foxtrot
G: Golf
H: Hotel
I: India
J: Juliet
K: Kilo
L: Lima
M: Mike
N: November
O: Oscar
P: Papa
Q: Quebec
R: Romeo
S: Sierra
T: Tango
U: Uniform
V: Victor
W: Whiskey
X: X-ray
Y: Yankee
Z: Zulu

Pete · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 18.19

*I* know it Prouty. I'm saying the fuckwits in call centres don't

Jamez · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 18.22

Hymagumba wrote:*I* know it Prouty. I'm saying the fuckwits in call centres don't

Shame. You should have called me when I worked at BT last year, then. I was soooo fab!

Pete · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 18.29

ah well you never asked. I have to admit that my phone manner is unique

"Good mmm, erm aftern, errr, yes WHSmith Pete speaking how can I help?"

I then left someone on hold for 10 mins after forgetting I'd put them on hold.

Bail · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 19.19

*Good Morning/Afternoon WHSmith *location*, James speaking how many I help"

Sigh.

Jamez · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 19.24

"Good morning, BBC News, how can I supply you with CLEEEAAAN music?"

Bail · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 20.18

"Er hello I'm Martin Anderson. Can I have 4 Big Tastys, 2 Cream Egg MrFlurrys and a Coke... anything you want? No, Ok just that please"

Jamez · Tue 05 Apr, 2005 20.50

Bail wrote:"Er hello I'm Martin Anderson. Can I have 4 Big Tastys, 2 Cream Egg MrFlurrys and a Coke... anything you want? No, Ok just that please"

It's DIET coke! Martin doesn't want to get fat now, does he! :roll: