Your TVF and MP247 history

Dr Lobster* · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 11.39

johnnyboy wrote:It's now time to own up to any other usernames you had.

I was Wes Tickles and the lesbian sex maniac, soblind. I wish I had some of their posts to remember them by. I vaguely remember soblind's last post as her tour across America with Jaron.

Contrary to popular belief, I was never Alan Robson, although I would love to know who was, as he was the funniest troll I have seen in this place.

I have been quite a few users, the ones that spring to mind are: Terry The Wonder Carcass, Ronald McDonald, Buzz Alldritt, Fanny Alldritt, Stacy Warner-Dorchester, and Krusty. There are probably more, but I can't remember.

ashley b · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 12.20

Well found a few things nothing exciting though!
The classic sig:

Two from the "rebrand yourself thread" as mentioned by jonnyboy earlier:

And my "fab <insert>" sig:

And found my first ever mock! Eek god it was bad! It was from a time when we still had regionalism in ITV1, a "what my happen" type mock:

video!

Jenny · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 14.15

johnnyboy wrote:I was Wes Tickles and the lesbian sex maniac, soblind. I wish I had some of their posts to remember them by.

I think I still have some of the soblind posts saved on my old computer HD. I'll see if I can dig them up.

Johnny · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 14.19

I haven't really changed my name on here although I was orignally JohnnyUK but once I resigned back up (after 10 months away from the internet) it changed it to just "Johnny" (Johnny83 on TV Forum) as there was also a Johnny UK on there as well & he wasn't too happy about me having virtually the same name.

I remember itsrobert, has he now gone, although I don't remember Jarongate at all, was he on here for qutie a while or not?

Plus also Dr Sigmund Mohammed, I remember quite a few of those name you have used

johnnyboy · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 14.53

Jenny wrote:
johnnyboy wrote:I was Wes Tickles and the lesbian sex maniac, soblind. I wish I had some of their posts to remember them by.
I think I still have some of the soblind posts saved on my old computer HD. I'll see if I can dig them up.

If you could find some, Jenny, I'd be greatly obliged. All I remember about soblind now (it's getting on for 18 months since my last one I think) was that she fell in love with a prisoner or a prison guard, and she had a wierd sense of grammar and capitalisation. How it was weird though, I can't recall.

Jenny · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 15.27

I'm pretty sure this was the first soblind post (I saved it as BLIND1.TXT, but I do particularly the remember the metre of the penultimate paragraph as well).

The Lounge » Girl, I love you so....

soblind
Joined: 19 Jul 2002
Posts: 3

you really know how to get me, my little baby vikki.
my god, I just get trembles when I think of u and ur sweet hair and ur sweet laugh and ur sweet eyes and ur sweet belly button and ur sweet eyelashes and ur sweet nostrils and ur sweet lips.

in my dreams, i hear u whisper "what can i do for you, my love".

as i pear into ur eyes, i see mischief and wanton abandon.

vikki, my vikki, u taught me how to love. i never loved another girl before i loved u.

when i lie in bed, and the light catches ur naked body which casts a gentle loving shadow over me, and u turn around and ur womanhood stares me straight in the face, i know i love u girl - i love ur body, i love ur mind, i love ur passion, i love u all over me.

vikki, will u move in with me? you know my parents disapprove - they want me to settle down with a boy. but my heart belongs with u.

u for me, me for u. will you say yes?

forever urs, amanda xxxxxxxxxx

Posted on: 19 Jul 2002 14:55

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Jenny · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 15.38

The second one was funnier...

The Lounge » Last night, girl, you rocked my world

soblind
Joined: 19 Jul 2002
Posts: 3

how can i contain my feelings for u? last night, u made me feel like a real woman.

u felt my breath on the back of ur neck, and ur hands were still in the midst of doing the dishes after our perfect evening in. my love arrested me, and u were waiting for my touch.

u became aware of lips hovering near ur skin

i softly brushed myself against ur ear, and then ur throat. haha, u were frozen, my sweet, and u were suddenly anchored to ur place in front of the sink, looking down at bolognese-stained plates.

ur hands were damp from the water, carressing the dishes as u
do me. I floated across the collar of ur shirt and my fingertips rose along the lines of ur curvaceous thighs. i became firmer in my pressure as they closed in on the swell of ur hips.

u make household chores an erotic playground.

u make me feel special. amanda for vikki, vikki for amanda.

i love u babes, and i'll see u tonite.

amanda xxxxxxxxxxx

Posted on: 20 Jul 2002 17:51

johnnyboy · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 15.49

LOL, cheers Jenny!

I should do that sort of work for a living. I am pretty good at if, if amanda does say so herself!

Pete · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 17.01

Who was Orphelia? She was my favourite ever Metropol character.

Nick Harvey · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 17.27

Don't forget all the LWT crowd, just before the rebranding, who came on as items of clothing. Sue Wester, Win Cheater, Duff LeCoat, Anna Rack and the like.

Johnny · Thu 13 Jan, 2005 17.35

Maurice Myner wrote:Don't forget all the LWT crowd, just before the rebranding, who came on as items of clothing. Sue Wester, Win Cheater, Duff LeCoat, Anna Rack and the like.

Anna Rack is my favourite, this springs some other spoof names to mind not used here as user names including:

Ivor Hardy
Wayne Kerr
Amanda Huggenkiss
Seymour Butts
Mr W Anchors (or Mr W Ankers which a mate of mine sent as a joke via Haven Holidays to my house - I was surprised it got here)
Hugh Jazz
Anna Reksick (Viz Character)
Ivor Bigen

I'll shut up now