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Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
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In 1986, that was "What was the last thing to go through the shuttle crews' minds? The control panel."Jamez wrote:I remember loads of Diana jokes doing the rounds just after she died in 1997. "What was the last thing to go through Diana's mind? The front headrest"
Anyone for a NASA cocktail? 7-Up with a dash of Teachers.
Visual gag post-Lockerbie: man running around looking up with both hands in the air - the PanAm baggage collector.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.
Ahhh! You can never go wrong with a fish joke!Joel wrote:A fish walks into a wall.
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what's long, green, and always points north?
a magnetic cucumber
a magnetic cucumber
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I know another one:johnnyboy wrote:Sick joke, I know, but I got this on my phone the other day...
'Ellen McArthur has failed in her bid to win the round-the-world yacht race. She was beaten guy a guy from Thailand on a deckchair'.
Why did the aid agencies send bottles of Fairy liquid to Thailand?
Because they heard that the people there were washing up on the beaches.