Last night I had a really good nights sleep.
I had a few dreams (the usual thing, epic adventures where I'm always in the middle of the action etc.) but one dream last night stuck out in my mind when I woke up this morning.
I dreamt that Samantha Janus (from Game On), was my girlfriend and we were shagging in a BMW in the middle of a lovely pine forest. It was so vivid, even down to the wetness of her pussy! LOL
What do you lot dream about?
What do you dream about at night?
I dreamt that Jo Brand was my girlfriend and we were shagging in a burnt-out car in the middle of Workington. It was so vivid, even down to the wetness of her pussy! LOLJamez wrote:
I dreamt that Samantha Janus (from Game On), was my girlfriend and we were shagging in a BMW in the middle of a lovely pine forest. It was so vivid, even down to the wetness of her pussy! LOL
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you are a very funny man, mr stope. i take my visorless-deerstalker off to you.
i think you should come back to the forum fulltime.
with regards to the question posed by the thread, i am very seldom able to recall my dreams when i wake.
the last dream i remember, and this was some time ago, i was in this room full of impossible shapes and sculptures, i can't explain it, but i felt trapped. i'm sure those of you who's read the ladybird pocket guide to physcoanalysis will hopefully be able to tell me something disturbing about my mental state.
i think you should come back to the forum fulltime.
with regards to the question posed by the thread, i am very seldom able to recall my dreams when i wake.
the last dream i remember, and this was some time ago, i was in this room full of impossible shapes and sculptures, i can't explain it, but i felt trapped. i'm sure those of you who's read the ladybird pocket guide to physcoanalysis will hopefully be able to tell me something disturbing about my mental state.
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I'm surprised you even have to ask only one thing i dream about YOUJamez wrote:Last night I had a really good nights sleep.
I had a few dreams (the usual thing, epic adventures where I'm always in the middle of the action etc.) but one dream last night stuck out in my mind when I woke up this morning.
I dreamt that Samantha Janus (from Game On), was my girlfriend and we were shagging in a BMW in the middle of a lovely pine forest. It was so vivid, even down to the wetness of her pussy! LOL
What do you lot dream about?

Last night, I dreamt that both my parents died in a car crash.
It was really quite horrific.
What was most bizarre was that I was thinking about things in the dream that I'd not considered before. I'm sure everyone has thought - albeit briefly - about parents/friends/relatives dying and what they'd do in the circumstances... but in the dream everything happened so differently.
I'd always thought that I'd be emotionally crippled, and wouldn't be able to do anything, but in the dream I was incredibly pro-active, sorting things out and organising events.
I hadn't thought about having to finding a new home for the pets, or cancelling gym memberships and holidays, and really mundane stuff.
Here's hoping it doesn't actually happen! Well, not for a while, at least.
It was really quite horrific.
What was most bizarre was that I was thinking about things in the dream that I'd not considered before. I'm sure everyone has thought - albeit briefly - about parents/friends/relatives dying and what they'd do in the circumstances... but in the dream everything happened so differently.
I'd always thought that I'd be emotionally crippled, and wouldn't be able to do anything, but in the dream I was incredibly pro-active, sorting things out and organising events.
I hadn't thought about having to finding a new home for the pets, or cancelling gym memberships and holidays, and really mundane stuff.
Here's hoping it doesn't actually happen! Well, not for a while, at least.
I often dream about dead people... or getting laid - not simultaneously! I had a dream the other night about being in some rocky cave by the sea where there was this old bag lady living in there. I was talking to her and as I was crawling over the rocks I literally came face to face with this dead mans body. (This is one for Gavin) Turns out it was the body of Lily for River City's husband and suddenly Kelly Marie was outside. Quite a powerful dream until it lost all credibility lol.
Hmm... That's not what i heardMartin wrote:I often dream about dead people... or getting laid - not simultaneously! .


I can't really remember alot of mine although one wierd one was that I fell from a high tower block but instead of dying when reaching the bottom (because they say if you die in your dreams you die in real life) I bounced back up in the sky right into space (wyle e cyote style).
My brain must be really f*cked up!

Johnny
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Harry Hill : "What is it about people that repair shoes that makes them so good at cutting keys? Try going in there with a shoe shaped like a key and see how confused they get."
Here's one I dreamed a couple of times a while back...
I'm turning and walking in my home away from a man in black with a balaclava, I enter the sitting room and see someone (who I do not recognise) sitting tied in a chair. The man in a balaclava enters the room with a gun with a silencer and puts it to the side of my head and fires. I fade out and slump, but no pain or feeling or anything, except for my head vibrating as I slump. <Cut to watch alarm beeping at 7:00>
I'm turning and walking in my home away from a man in black with a balaclava, I enter the sitting room and see someone (who I do not recognise) sitting tied in a chair. The man in a balaclava enters the room with a gun with a silencer and puts it to the side of my head and fires. I fade out and slump, but no pain or feeling or anything, except for my head vibrating as I slump. <Cut to watch alarm beeping at 7:00>

i don't tend to remember my dreams unless i have a long lie in.
a couple of nights ago i dreamt about this little ball of light in my bedroom that came towards me (and i couldn't move) and it went into my eye, and i started shaking as it did.
and last night i dreamt about searching my grandmothers garden for my great-grandfathers body. awful. we never found him, but some how i knew we were looking for his body.
a couple of nights ago i dreamt about this little ball of light in my bedroom that came towards me (and i couldn't move) and it went into my eye, and i started shaking as it did.
and last night i dreamt about searching my grandmothers garden for my great-grandfathers body. awful. we never found him, but some how i knew we were looking for his body.