Metropol Dating

iSon · Mon 03 Jan, 2005 03.22

Well, of course a new start for 2005 and all that, and I think we're in need of a dating service (hey maybe the new forum come become that!)

But for now, after getting slightly bored I was browsing around and found this entry. Didn't have a name though...

"Looking for that special someone who can fill that special part of my life left by Jane Asher. My ideal partner would be living and would never to have a good sense of humour to match my bad one and be able to put up with a few bad habits.

"That special someone would also need to accept my glittering...some may say cracking radio career. In the past broadcasting to 0 on an internet radio station and now enjoying better than ever times on Student Radio with up to 3 listeners, 2 of them who passed out in the bar and the other who accidentally clicked the link on the website before suffering a fatal heart attack.

"I'm not too fussy, but my partner must NOT talk about Crossroads. That's what I do. I am in no way obsessed, but if you don't listen to my Crossroads talk for at least 16 hours a day then I may kill.

"Have had a history of mental illness, but am now happily recovering with the help of a weekly support group attended by a number of other weirdos like me.

"Please respond to my plea...because I'm desperate...you won't get much better than me...just the way you like it...and on top of it all. I can't even get laid on holiday."

Have other members spotted messages that look familiar?

James Martin · Mon 03 Jan, 2005 16.41

LOL!

I should be deeply offended... but it's hard not to see the funny side in that!

russnet · Mon 03 Jan, 2005 22.23

The only dates I tend to nibble and munch on are the ones sold in Tescos.

Dr Lobster* · Mon 03 Jan, 2005 23.58

here's my contribution to the dating thread: hot red blooded norfolk male seeks single mother with hairy fanny for friendship.

responses to pm, please.

James Martin · Tue 04 Jan, 2005 00.17

"Second-year student and radio personality seeks breathing member of the female species."

DAS · Tue 04 Jan, 2005 00.18

James Martin wrote:"Second-year student and radio personality seeks breathing member of the female species."

No, no: "Second-year student seeks personality."

Jamez · Tue 04 Jan, 2005 01.22

James Martin wrote:"Second-year student and radio personality seeks breathing member of the female species."

You won't get any sex if you boast about being a 'radio personality'. In my experience you can only get away with that statement IF you have a lovely sexy voice to back-up your claim.

The voice can work wonders on girls. If it's the right voice of course.

Aston · Tue 04 Jan, 2005 22.26

James Martin wrote:"Second-year student and radio personality seeks breathing member of the female species."

Errrm, don't you mean:

"Second-year student with face for radio and no personality seeks breathing member of the femail species" ?

Sput · Wed 05 Jan, 2005 00.18

DAS wrote: No, no: "Second-year student seeks personality."

Just...yes! Take me now DAS!