Well sadly due to a poor postal service and a lack of money on my part, it has been impossible for me to get a Christmas present to all of you. But this thread details what should have been bought for a few of you here...

Katherine - A new set of headphones to avoid future BBC Local Radio embarrassments

Martin Anderson - A new door and a vacuum cleaner

James Hatts - A set of signed ITV News photos

Square Eyes - A mince pie and a voucher for a new haircut (A perm)

tvmercia - A Gerupti signed photo

Nick Harvey - A new beard, the other one is a looking a little tatty now

Uncle Bruce - An ego compressor, to get through the smaller doors at BBC West
And a signed photo of me to the rest of you.
So what would YOU give to the fine members of Metropol? Oh, and what did you get for Christmas for real?
I knew as I bought mine in advance, a lovely new Canon digital camera. I expect lots of photos from all of you (Looks in Martin's direction...)
And Merry Christmas!!