My mate is shagging my ex...

[Jamez]

£28,000 for selling what looks like an 18th century shit smeared across a mirror??

[Lee]

It is infact a piece of toast with Cherie Blair's face burned into it. Or thats how it looks to me. And a great example of a girlfriend... for someone aged over 80.

[Big Brother]

she has got very sticky out ears.

It's a shame I photoshopped her ears in all the pics I took of her! I could do with seeing a picture of her which i haven't tarted up to make her better looking.

My mate can go screw himself, or more precisely, my ex. I've got better friends than that manwhore anyway. Manwhore...who am I kidding. Until a couple of weeks ago, I was shagging a 26-yr-old married woman! :roll:

Anyway, I need a new girlfriend. someone I really like and can settle down with. I need some stability in my life right now. Everything is seriously going pear-shaped.

I owe money left right and centre, I've quit my job, I hardly attend lectures in Uni (even though I'm living 200 yards from the main entrance) and I have a sore throat which I've had for weeks!

Roll on 2005. A change of year often means a change of fortunes........I hope! If not, out comes the bottle of pills and un-diluted smirnoff

Why you sound like me about 8 months ago.

You also sound like you've got/are getting glandular fever with that sore throat of yours. Unless you've got some secret you want to share?

Money problems - had them too, I daren't say adding a credit card to my wallet helped, but it did. I used it to pay off anything I owed then stopped everything I didn't need until I had a job. No going out on binge drink sessions etc.

Anyway it's coming up to Christmas, all the shops are looking for Temps - get yerself a temporary Christmas job, who knows they may even keep you on.

If all else fails then..... turn Gay.

[Jamez]

Oh I just did a little interview with my housemate tyrone for fun, and I can't believe how posh and gay I sound.

Also I've put on a few pounds which I need to lose, lol. Not good.