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"We will open pubs 24 hours a day! We will open casinos in every town!"
Rearrange these words into a sentence: Calling The Kettle Pot Black.

I understood that one to be an urban legend.Jamez wrote:You do know that bendy bananas are banned in this country
This was introduced in Scotland last year, and Reporting Scotland had a story two nights ago that complaints about kids setting fireworks off have halved since this time last year. Quite honestly the busy urban road I live on was a nightmare last October. I must admit I really welcome this change.You do know that it is/will be illegal to let off fireworks after 11pm and only on November 5th and NYE.
Oh if only someone would!Oh and you're not allowed to send text messages with something along the lines of "I'm going to kill George W. Bush by hijacking an airliner" without having MI6 banging on your front door?
Urban myth.Jamez wrote:You do know that bendy bananas are banned in this country
Blame the backbenchers, not the nanny state for that one.You do know that it will soon be illegal to smack your child
Rubbish. Fixed penalties are in addition to current law at the discretion of the police. Not such a bad idea when you look at it.You do know that you will now be able to shoplift and not get a criminal record
And why not?! It's not too often you want to set fireworks off any other time... if you did, why would you need to after 11.00pm? Although of course it should be an individual's choice, you're right.You do know that it is/will be illegal to let off fireworks after 11pm and only on November 5th and NYE.
Yeah, damn. I can't use that template now.Oh and you're not allowed to send text messages with something along the lines of "I'm going to kill George W. Bush by hijacking an airliner" without having MI6 banging on your front door?
What if you want to let fireworks of for a birthday bash???DAS wrote:And why not?! It's not too often you want to set fireworks off any other time... if you did, why would you need to after 11.00pm? Although of course it should be an individual's choice, you're right.You do know that it is/will be illegal to let off fireworks after 11pm and only on November 5th and NYE.
Why after 11.00pm?HBK wrote:What if you want to let fireworks of for a birthday bash???DAS wrote:And why not?! It's not too often you want to set fireworks off any other time... if you did, why would you need to after 11.00pm? Although of course it should be an individual's choice, you're right.You do know that it is/will be illegal to let off fireworks after 11pm and only on November 5th and NYE.