"Rooney signs record deal"

James Hatts
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...well, that's what it said on the Evening Standard placards in London today...

:? :lol:
DAS
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It's probably not far off though, James!
rts
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He really is a wally though. It's bloody depressing but completely typical with the footballer mindset that despite being an amazingly talented young man, he screws over his beautiful fiance with a middle aged, hideously ugly, hooker.

However, sticking to football than music is more than advisable ;)
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Katherine
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I've heard his record deal will see him covering 'Unchained Melody' with David Beckham and Michael Owen (charity single), and then appearing on Celebrity Fame Academy..... ;)
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Dr Lobster*
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rts wrote:He really is a wally though. It's bloody depressing but completely typical with the footballer mindset that despite being an amazingly talented young man, he screws over his beautiful fiance with a middle aged, hideously ugly, hooker.

However, sticking to football than music is more than advisable ;)

well, this is what happens when you give an intellectual cripple a lot of money. i hope he burns in the fires of hell, or more possibly the fires of his overturned audi tt.
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