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fusionlad
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James Martin wrote: I've never shaved my balls or dick but I'm thinking about shaving my dick because it is very itchy.
Have you checked for crabs?
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And shaving will make it more itchy...
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was I the only one not wanting to tell him this obvious fact just for the joy of knowing he would be in extreme discomfort?

Clearly I hate Jm on another level than the rest of you.
"He has to be larger than bacon"
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fusionlad wrote:
James Martin wrote: I've never shaved my balls or dick but I'm thinking about shaving my dick because it is very itchy.
Have you checked for crabs?
I would have suggested that too - but then I don't think JM has been close enough to someone else to catch them!

Maybe his dog has been licking Nutella off his cock again, and some rogue fleas jumped ship?!
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which part of your winky is itchy? it might be thrush.

i've never had this, but my mate has (he caught it off his bird), and reported that his bellend was bright bright red, and he couldn't stop itching it, the sensation was horrific i was told.

he went down the chemist and got that canniston stuff women use and it cleared it up in a few days.
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rts wrote:And shaving will make it more itchy...
I couldnt imagine scratching down there, and there not being any hair.
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martindtanderson wrote:
rts wrote:And shaving will make it more itchy...
I couldnt imagine scratching down there, and there not being any hair.
Bet you haven't seen 'down there' for a while! ;)
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fusionlad wrote:
martindtanderson wrote:
rts wrote:And shaving will make it more itchy...
I couldnt imagine scratching down there, and there not being any hair.
Bet you haven't seen 'down there' for a while! ;)
Got a look today, when I got a quick blowjob from my mate, so funny, but not quite.
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I feel sick.
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martindtanderson wrote:
Got a look today, when I got a quick blowjob from my mate, so funny, but not quite.
Girl or boy was it, Martin?

I feel an MP3 mock coming on....... :lol:
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martindtanderson wrote:
fusionlad wrote:
martindtanderson wrote: I couldnt imagine scratching down there, and there not being any hair.
Bet you haven't seen 'down there' for a while! ;)
Got a look today, when I got a quick blowjob from my mate, so funny, but not quite.
:shock: :cry:
Good Lord!
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