The Poem Thread

[Jamez]

In the midlands there was a boy
He went on the Internet and bought a sex toy.

One afternoon in mid-July,
The boy named Ison said goodbye.

"I'm going to London" he whispered to his chums
"To find dirty old men, with fat, hairy bums".

So little Ison went on his way,
To a place where he could be gay.

He spent his nights in grubby little streets,
Touting for trade from horny London freaks.

When one night he had a shock,
Nick Harvey appeared, and pulled out his cock.

"Suck it good, and suck it fast" he said to James,
He did as he was told, and enjoyed Nick's dirty sex games.

When Ison had earned enough cash to spend,
He went back to the midlands, and that was the end.

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Anyone else fancy having a go?

[Neil Jones]

There once was a guy called James Martin,
Who loved to do a lot of farting.

When he had farted once too much,
He did muster a bit of courage Dutch.

"I'm James Martin," he proudly said,
While Hymagumba wished he were dead.

Martin the mod arrived on the scene,
And suspended James' account, oh he was mean.

"Unfair!" cried James, who wouldn't bugger off,
Preferring instead to decree Martin a toff.

He did attempt to throw some flack,
Hyma said his webpage efforts were cack.

But wanting to be a saviour,
James came to Metropol back as "Flava".

The end.

That is all.

[iSon]

In the midlands there was a boy
He went on the Internet and bought a sex toy.

One afternoon in mid-July,
The boy named Ison said goodbye.

"I'm going to London" he whispered to his chums
"To find dirty old men, with fat, hairy bums".

So little Ison went on his way,
To a place where he could be gay.

He spent his nights in grubby little streets,
Touting for trade from horny London freaks.

When one night he had a shock,
Nick Harvey appeared, and pulled out his cock.

"Suck it good, and suck it fast" he said to James,
He did as he was told, and enjoyed Nick's dirty sex games.

When Ison had earned enough cash to spend,
He went back to the midlands, and that was the end.

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Anyone else fancy having a go?

How did you know what my London years would be like?