James Martin: The new Tony Blackburn

Neil Jones · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.26

Flava wrote:Look.. It's not avaiable to me either.

:roll: A 404 error implies that the page is not available to everybody. You are not an exception.

Don't try to be the cunt that Jane Asher is.

Doesn't suit ya.

Neither does it suit you my "friend" but doesn't stop you does it?

James Martin · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.28

I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.

Neil Jones · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.31

Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.

I reckon you don't bake full stop.

Square Eyes · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.32

Flava wrote: Don't try to be the cunt that Jane Asher is.

*GASP* I expect you'll be hearing from Jane's legal team shortly.

James Martin · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.36

Oh go do us a favour and kill yourself.

Katherine · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.36

Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.

At least she can - I can't bake for shit!

DAS · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 00.37

Katherine wrote:
Flava wrote:I don't bake shitty cakes for a start.
At least she can - I can't bake for shit!

I've had that trouble as well - it doesn't go in the mixer, does it? And what's more, I've found that...

Oh right. I misread. Sorry.

DAS · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 01.09

Well I was going to place this in the "I AM NOT A MENTAL" thread by JM but it was closed because he was mental.

So here's a new game to play. Here's a 50 second excerpt from the James Martin On-Air Demo April 2004. All you have to do is guess how many times he says "cracking" - a phrase that normally would never be used at all. I've also put in an extra point for "Overused Cheesy DJ Phrase Of The Year 1973".

http://www.das-djs.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/jm2.mp3

(It's not been edited, I've put two clips together)

James Martin · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 11.08

I'm still very bitter.

I know I need to get better at radio presenting.

Pete · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 12.30

Like a lemon cake?

James Martin · Fri 25 Jun, 2004 14.13

Baked by Jane Asher.