I suck!

Snu · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 16.43

No really I do.

When I decide to launch into a tirade against someone, you can be fairly sure that the somebody is standing right behind me and listening to every word I say.

When I come to a door that says pull, I have to admit I am one of those people that push. Why? What is wrong with me?

When driving, I can be guaranteed that I will be the guy to face the car load of German tourists hot of the boat from Calais driving on the wrong side of the road, forcing me into a ditch. Why me?

In summary, I suck. If it weren’t for my amazing looks, there would probably be justification for putting me down.

Question, what makes you crap?

hjr · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 18.44

Another happy topic at metropol :roll:

Cheese Head · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 18.51

When I decide to launch into a tirade against someone, you can be fairly sure that the somebody is standing right behind me and listening to every word I say.

I was sitting in french and i totally forgot that a "friend" of mine recently got lowerd into my set. I spent about 30 minutes bitching and moaning about how ugly, irrataing and up him self he was. I then turned around and found he was sitting two tables behind me.

And, yes, I often push doors that require you to pull and vice versa.

What sucks about me? How I have a great, and often, ambitous idea then I end up never finishing the whole plan because I never put enough effort into what i was doing.

I also cut people off before they start speaking too much and I have started to try and stop doing that. I can imagine it's extremely frustrating for them and I hate myself for doing that. I probably end up alienateing myself from others to start speaking to me because theyll never get to say what they want. Its almost like going "your opinions dont count, shutup".

rts · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 18.55

I was standing in the private study one break time bitching to a friend in lower sixth about how this bloke I had to work with had seriously, and I mean seriously smelly hair, and how rehearsing was a bloody nightmare without having to politely hold my nose. Fuck knows how the play was gonna go.

But you know how some people just have that look prompting you to say "He's standing behind me isn't he". He politely smiled, nodded slightly, before I slowly turned around, "Hi Luke! How are you? Didn't see you there!"

I think we were all clenching our feet.

Jamez · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 20.46

rts wrote:I was standing in the private study one break time bitching to a friend in lower sixth about how this bloke I had to work with had seriously, and I mean seriously smelly hair, and how rehearsing was a bloody nightmare without having to politely hold my nose. Fuck knows how the play was gonna go.

But you know how some people just have that look prompting you to say "He's standing behind me isn't he". He politely smiled, nodded slightly, before I slowly turned around, "Hi Luke! How are you? Didn't see you there!"

I think we were all clenching our feet.

ROFL! I can't say I go round smelling people's hair. Must be an Asian custom eh, Row?

Snu · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 21.23

rts wrote:I was standing in the private study one break time bitching to a friend in lower sixth about how this bloke I had to work with had seriously, and I mean seriously smelly hair, and how rehearsing was a bloody nightmare without having to politely hold my nose. Fuck knows how the play was gonna go.

But you know how some people just have that look prompting you to say "He's standing behind me isn't he". He politely smiled, nodded slightly, before I slowly turned around, "Hi Luke! How are you? Didn't see you there!"

I think we were all clenching our feet.

ROFL, I hate it. I just want the ground to open up and swallow me. Its so stupid as you think I would learn to make the effort to look around to make sure the person I was bitching about, wasn't present.

The point being, we all keep on doing these stupid things. Why? Its so...well...stupid.

iSon · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 21.31

My problem is that I don't speak u.....

Actually it doesn't matter.

rts · Wed 23 Jun, 2004 22.12

Major James Setup wrote:
rts wrote:I was standing in the private study one break time bitching to a friend in lower sixth about how this bloke I had to work with had seriously, and I mean seriously smelly hair, and how rehearsing was a bloody nightmare without having to politely hold my nose. Fuck knows how the play was gonna go.

But you know how some people just have that look prompting you to say "He's standing behind me isn't he". He politely smiled, nodded slightly, before I slowly turned around, "Hi Luke! How are you? Didn't see you there!"

I think we were all clenching our feet.
ROFL! I can't say I go round smelling people's hair. Must be an Asian custom eh, Row?

Lol, seriously, I am not exagerating when I say you could smell it vivdly at least two meters away. Hair smelling is not a custom I am aware of, but I could just be ill-cultured! Another missed tradition lost to Pembrokshire. I'll put it on the list below sheep-shagging. Eh, James

dvboy · Thu 24 Jun, 2004 05.06

Snu wrote:When I come to a door that says pull, I have to admit I am one of those people that push. Why? What is wrong with me?

I do that. After spending two years around Lincoln University, where you also have handles on push doors because they ran out of panels, and people find it funny to move the Push/Pull stickers so they lie, I don't trust those signs anymore.

Jamez · Thu 24 Jun, 2004 16.37

rts wrote: Another missed tradition lost to Pembrokshire. I'll put it on the list below sheep-shagging. Eh, James

Hehehe - I think sheep sex is the only sex I'm gonna get for a while!

rts · Thu 24 Jun, 2004 17.22

Major James Setup wrote:
rts wrote: Another missed tradition lost to Pembrokshire. I'll put it on the list below sheep-shagging. Eh, James
Hehehe - I think sheep sex is the only sex I'm gonna get for a while!

Masturbation not arrived in Pembrokshire yet?