My girlfriend dumped me...

Jamez · Fri 04 Jun, 2004 22.27

My girlfriend dumped me last night because she "dosen't feel anything between us anymore".

7 months together, and this is how I'm repaid. She phoned me up this afternoon and wanted me to go over to her house and she would make me some food and chat, so I did.

She was still saying that we're no longer together, and that she dosen't want anyone right now. I used my powers of persuasion to get a shag out of her earlier, probably the final shag with her. She'll probably be out next week screwing chav/townie lads in club carparks...

Why are women such bitches? No wonder so many blokes have seen the light and taken up homosexuality.

Cheese Head · Fri 04 Jun, 2004 22.34

how lame, "nothing between us anymore" .

It's somones fault because your relations ships got boring, maybe she wants more than sex. maybe she wants the opposite thing to you, maybe she has the communication skills of an algerian footballer. I dont know, but your probably better off. More money too.

Ahwell, itll be hard to get over her so dont jump back into anything to soon.

Im not sure what to say. congratulations or comisirations?

Sorry if im being a bit cynical. its been a bad day

chinajan · Fri 04 Jun, 2004 23.58

Major James Setup wrote:
Why are women such bitches? No wonder so many blokes have seen the light and taken up homosexuality.

Erm, because she was honest she's a bitch? And what's this about seven months? She owes you some sort of lifelong loyalty because you've been going out for seven months? Or what? I don't understand the significance of the time scale.

Do you really want someone who doesn't want to be with you?

Get out there and get a sub off the bench. You do have a sub on the bench, don't you?

[\Marge Proops}

Gavin Scott · Sat 05 Jun, 2004 00.27

I'm inclined to agree with Jan here, jp. You feel lousy, sure, and I'm sorry to hear that. But you don't want to be with someone who doesn't want to be with you. You will be fine, I'm sure. You're young. Get out there and play the field.

A wee observation I have made over the years is that you mention your partner in passing with many of your posts. I'm quite a 'single' person in most aspects (read: selfish and bloody-minded), so the references seem more stark to me. Mind you, I consistently shut the door at getting close to anyone, despite my protestations of wanting the opposite.

But don't let me start my organ recital. We could be here 'til christmas.

Drop her a text wishing her well, and say something light-weight like "thanx for the memories ;o) lol". You'll feel better for it and are likely to sit well in her memory. You never know when she might take a notion to call again.

johnnyboy · Sat 05 Jun, 2004 15.17

Major James Setup wrote:She was still saying that we're no longer together, and that she dosen't want anyone right now. I used my powers of persuasion to get a shag out of her earlier, probably the final shag with her. She'll probably be out next week screwing chav/townie lads in club carparks...

Why are women such bitches? No wonder so many blokes have seen the light and taken up homosexuality.

Sorry to hear your news, fella.

But have you thought about the possibility of turning her into a F*** Buddy?

It is amazing the number of guys turning gay, on your other point. Men are far more straightforward than women, and probably a lot easier to have a relationship with because they are wired up the same way.

Just a pity I can't get off on hairy bum cracks.

Anonymous · Sat 05 Jun, 2004 15.19

Sorry to hear about you getting dumped

But, there is plenty of birds in the sky, so go birdwatching

Jamez · Sun 06 Jun, 2004 01.23

What the fuck have I done to you, exactly?

Jamez · Mon 07 Jun, 2004 00.01

CraigF wrote:
Major James Setup wrote:What the fuck have I done to you, exactly?
You haven't done anything. But I couldn't believe you took a superior stance just because she dumped you.

It was a virtual slap if you will.

I haven't taken a superior stance. Anyway, now that she's seen I'm happy enough without her, she wants me back. How ironic!

Katherine · Mon 07 Jun, 2004 00.09

Major James Setup wrote:I haven't taken a superior stance. Anyway, now that she's seen I'm happy enough without her, she wants me back. How ironic!

Tell her to go stuff herself......

rts · Mon 07 Jun, 2004 00.22

Katherine wrote:
Major James Setup wrote:I haven't taken a superior stance. Anyway, now that she's seen I'm happy enough without her, she wants me back. How ironic!
Tell her to go stuff herself......

With what

Katherine · Mon 07 Jun, 2004 00.30

rts wrote:
Katherine wrote:
Major James Setup wrote:I haven't taken a superior stance. Anyway, now that she's seen I'm happy enough without her, she wants me back. How ironic!
Tell her to go stuff herself......
With what

Highly explosive powder, and have someone stand close by with a cigarette lighter........