Happy Australia Day

Cheese Head · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 19.14

Happy Australia day everybody.

Using today as an excuse to drink Australian beer (or lager), I have a can of XXXX in one hand to celebrate Australia day.

Gavin Scott · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 19.15

Cheese Head wrote:...I have a can of XXXX in one hand to celebrate Australia day.

I shudder at the thought of what's in the other.

Cheese Head · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 19.22

I knew somebody would say that!

Gavin Scott · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 19.34

There's no need to set-up gags for me. I am a comedy legend.

Besides, there's bags of material in you. And round you, I shouldn't wonder.

rts · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 20.40

It was buy four Foster's get one free at the pub last Friday, plus you get a free Fosters temporary tatoo. I must admit this is the first time I've heatd of it, but meh, free beer.

Cheese Head · Mon 26 Jan, 2004 20.49

My brother went to JDWetherspoons, and he had no money and in agreement with this girl he met (que awww) she bought him the beer, and then he'll buy him lunch!

Anyway, after two pints you get a tattoo, after three you get some sorta hat, and he had four pints and got a fosters inflateable Surfboard!

rob · Tue 27 Jan, 2004 08.22

I'm just going to hijack this thread and say (rather belatedly) Happy Burns night to our Scottish friends.

(Yes, I know its a bit late)

cdd · Tue 27 Jan, 2004 16.50

And happy *obscure holiday reference* to you too.

Anonymous · Tue 27 Jan, 2004 23.34

Oz day? Great, hairy arses and skin cancer.

Cheese Head · Wed 28 Jan, 2004 17.28

Um, excuse me ? You can develop skin cancer anywhere in the world, and hairy arses? Something is telling me Johnny has had some bad experinces in the past.