EUROVISION VOCALISATION CONTEST

[Dimblebot]

DIMBLEGREETINGS

DIMBLEBOT HAS DETECTED THE IMMINENT BROADCAST OF THE "EUROVISION SONG CONTEST" THEREFORE DIMBLEBOT HAS TAKEN OVER TELEVISION AND FORUM CONTROL AS IS REQUIRED DURING TIMES OF NATIONAL EMERGENCY

UNDER THE GUISE OF WOGANBOT, DIMBLEBOT SHALL COMMENT ON THE PROCEEDINGS USING THE TWITTER DIMBLENODE.

DIMBLETS ARE REMINDED THAT THEY CAN SEND INPUT TO DIMBLEBOT VIA THE TWITTER DIMBLENODE AND THE DIMBLEBOT REALTIME DISCUSSION MATRIX AVAILABLE USING THE COMMAND MISLEADINGLY LABLED "CHAT ROOM"

DIMBLEBOT HAS GENERATED A POLL TO DETERMINE THE METROPOL OPINION ON VICTORY

VOTING IS MANDATORY

[Jovis]

I can't wait for everything to be lit up properly. I really can't.

[Alexia]

To Eurovision or not to Eurovision - that is the question. Whether it is nobler in mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous outfits, or to take up arms against Graham Norton and three-minute songs.