marksi wrote:

Ahh, such fond memories. Noel edmonds and Keith chegwin wasn't it. I used to enjoy Tiswas because they used to show the banana splits. I can't for the life of me remember the names of them. It was total chaos!

This will be my first General Election where I am eligable to vote, and I believe Labour will get my vote. If this was a few years earlier, I may have voted Liberal Democrates, becuase of their policy on Student Fees, but as I am in my second year, its too late for that.

I dont personally have a ...

Tvmercia: Oh dear lord, i've encountered that many a time, let me explain...
An opportunity to stop at lights is an opportunity to -
1) Check and fiddle with hair
2) Touch up make-up
3) Change radio stations
4) Give the kids a ticking off.

Lights change, dum-de-dum-de-dum
HONK!
Slips it into 3rd ...

Today i experienced a serious bout of road rage. I was quite happily driving along when this car came screaming up behind me flashing it's lights and shouting and pointing at me. It pulled to a stop in front of me and these two fat geezers got out shouting " you effing stupid bitch get out of the ...

Even I don't buy his unemployment statistics theory, i am however, still awaiting delivery of the Rocking horse manure i purchased several months ago. Ross revenge,when it arrives would you like to buy it off me?

I bank with Abbey and usually find their call centre staff to be absolute gems. Except for one woman who i think must have been a bit or hormonal at the time because she was a right witch.
I hope this is some dreadful mistake and you got the office moron.If this is common practice with banks then ...

Please pass on any removed stomachs to myself, as I seem to have the opposite problem. No matter how many Mars bars I eat, I will not put on weight. In fact, I feel there is a trick being played on me that says I lose weight the more I eat. It really is quite ridiculous and I want to know what's ...

ADVANCES? :shock:

Have a chat to 'misshelfire'. She'll tell you what my advances are really like! Sheeesh!


I would have responded earlier but im still recovering from Jamez' advances last night. He's a hot, horny, lush babemagnet. Oh yeah, and he's got a big dick!

Psst! Jamez, can i have ...

Ahhh bugger off you cockney wench!

Just because I rejected your advances....

ADVANCES? :shock:

Have a chat to 'misshelfire'. She'll tell you what my advances are really like! Sheeesh!


I would have responded earlier but im still recovering from Jamez' advances last night. He's a hot ...

Thing is, that comment by me was made 2 years ago - how much longer is Asa & Co. going to hold it against me? IIRC, I apologised both to Asa and CR himself, so what's everyone's problem still.

I've since learned my lesson not to use TVF when drunk!

:roll:

So thats where i go wrong is it ...

I've been a member for a couple of weeks now. I found TVF via skynews centre. I got off on the wrong foot with some members over there, it gets a bit "punchy" at times. I think i may have brought some of that on myself. So i ventured over here before i got myself into anymore mischief in TVF.
It's ...