Something similar happened to my Gateway laptop a couple of months ago. I'd been using headphones, and it turned out that contacts inside the input socket hadn't sprung back after I took the headphone jack out.
I used the highly technical technique of jabbing a bamboo kebab skewer into it and ...
This all sounds very familiar. I was actually browsing for info on this kind of thing when I found this forum; so I guess it's not all bad :P
I ordered a Sony video mp3 player from Play.com on the 22nd of last month. They posted it on the 23rd, using Parcelforce 24. I decided to track said parcel ...