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Happy Australia day everybody.

Using today as an excuse to drink Australian beer (or lager), I have a can of XXXX in one hand to celebrate Australia day.

Cheese Head wrote:...I have a can of XXXX in one hand to celebrate Australia day.

I shudder at the thought of what's in the other.

I knew somebody would say that!

There's no need to set-up gags for me. I am a comedy legend.

Besides, there's bags of material in you. And round you, I shouldn't wonder.

It was buy four Foster's get one free at the pub last Friday, plus you get a free Fosters temporary tatoo. I must admit this is the first time I've heatd of it, but meh, free beer.

My brother went to JDWetherspoons, and he had no money and in agreement with this girl he met (que awww) she bought him the beer, and then he'll buy him lunch!

Anyway, after two pints you get a tattoo, after three you get some sorta hat, and he had four pints and got a fosters inflateable Surfboard!

I'm just going to hijack this thread and say (rather belatedly) Happy Burns night to our Scottish friends.

(Yes, I know its a bit late)

And happy *obscure holiday reference* to you too.

Oz day? Great, hairy arses and skin cancer.

Um, excuse me ? You can develop skin cancer anywhere in the world, and hairy arses? Something is telling me Johnny has had some bad experinces in the past.