http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamo ... rst-ladiesGuardian Media Monkey wrote:"At that exact moment, Julian was expertly using his silver tongue to offer intense gratification to Sally as he held on firmly to her taut, tanned thighs, tightly gripped around his handsome face." Yes, you are reading Media Monkey, and Media Monkey is reading First Ladies, the "explosive debut novel" from the queen of Sky News, Kay Burley. The story of "suave PM Julian Jenson", celebrity magazine editor Sally Simpson and "sexy TV reporter Isla McGovern" – no idea upon whom this character is based – it comes highly recommended by Lord Mandelson, so it must be good. "Lithe and muscular, he effortlessly lifted her from the bed and onto his broad shoulders. Sally felt all the excitement and exhilaration of a fairground ride as he continued to offer intense pleasure before she was finally sated and he lowered her gently back onto the round bed. Julian flopped contentedly beside her and turned on Sky News." OK, so we made the last four words up. More from First Ladies anon. Assuming we have the stamina.
Kay Burley's erotic novel
Somebody please tell me this is an April fool's which accidentaly got released early?