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I need to get revenge, but I need your help to come up with a cunning plan...

Why revenge you ask, are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin.

It all began a few months ago when a work colleague offered to pop to the shops to grab some lunch, when he returned with a vast array of food and drink goodies I attempted to give me £10 by way of thanks, he refused to accept. Cunningly I hid a £10 in his car and thought nothing on it. However as I entered mine to go home I found two £10's in mine! Gasp, he returned mine and added another!

After much bickering I managed to get him to accept 1 of the £10's but not the other. This is when he told me he had a devious plan and that I had one more chance to back down. I did not.

A few weeks roll by and all seems forgotten, I slyly try and place the £10 in his stuff, pockets, stuck to coats but to no avail, then today... I find 1000 1p's strewn about my car! Disaster! Now I want revenge.

I need your help, how do I give my friend £20 in the most annoying way possible?!

Bail wrote:I need to get revenge, but I need your help to come up with a cunning plan...

Why revenge you ask, are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin.

It all began a few months ago when a work colleague offered to pop to the shops to grab some lunch, when he returned with a vast array of food and drink goodies I attempted to give me £10 by way of thanks, he refused to accept. Cunningly I hid a £10 in his car and thought nothing on it. However as I entered mine to go home I found two £10's in mine! Gasp, he returned mine and added another!

After much bickering I managed to get him to accept 1 of the £10's but not the other. This is when he told me he had a devious plan and that I had one more chance to back down. I did not.

A few weeks roll by and all seems forgotten, I slyly try and place the £10 in his stuff, pockets, stuck to coats but to no avail, then today... I find 1000 1p's strewn about my car! Disaster! Now I want revenge.

I need your help, how do I give my friend £20 in the most annoying way possible?!

Paypal.

Empty confetttti into the air vents of his car. As for the money issue, buy him a couple of pints and a packet of crisps x

Bail wrote:I need to get revenge, but I need your help to come up with a cunning plan...

Why revenge you ask, are you sitting comfortably, then I'll begin.

It all began a few months ago when a work colleague offered to pop to the shops to grab some lunch, when he returned with a vast array of food and drink goodies I attempted to give me £10 by way of thanks, he refused to accept. Cunningly I hid a £10 in his car and thought nothing on it. However as I entered mine to go home I found two £10's in mine! Gasp, he returned mine and added another!

After much bickering I managed to get him to accept 1 of the £10's but not the other. This is when he told me he had a devious plan and that I had one more chance to back down. I did not.

A few weeks roll by and all seems forgotten, I slyly try and place the £10 in his stuff, pockets, stuck to coats but to no avail, then today... I find 1000 1p's strewn about my car! Disaster! Now I want revenge.

I need your help, how do I give my friend £20 in the most annoying way possible?!

Set up a standing order - then your friend can't cancel it.

You could make him eat his parents, and you can buy the meal for him for £20!

Take the 1p coins and arrange them into a pretty pattern on his car bonnet, then superglue them down.

martindtanderson wrote:You could make him eat his parents, and you can buy the meal for him for £20!

You are Cartman and I claim my £5.

I have around £10 worth of sixpences, stacked and wrapped in wax paper somewhere.

But it'll cost you more than £10 to buy them.

Why does your colleague have access to your car and you have access to his?