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i can't stand "celebrity". i don't give a fuck what "shane ward" thinks about the recession or what "joe mcelderry" does in the bath. i have no interest in any of these mostly one dimensional "personalities".

fortunately most celebrity is pretty easy to avoid (i actually had to look up at least one of the names above), but there are a couple of names that do not seem to leave the papers or the glossy women's magazines (which in turn then get reported on tv)

so, if you could send any "celebrities" to the moon who would they be? who could you easily never have grace a glossy page or news paper again?

here's my list:

> katy price
> katy price's "husband" / any part of her love life
> peter andre
> kerry katona
> kerry katona's "husband" / any part of her love life
> "lady gaga"
> the beckham's and rooney's

A quid says I know what Joe Mcelderry does in the bath, *titter*.

Mine would be

Jordan/Katie Price
GaGa
Peaches Geldof
Paris Hilton
Pete Doherty.

Alex Reid is handsome but an idiot. Ditto Pete Andre. I'd keep both though, and drink schnapps and have fun.

Who is Joe McElderry?

Jennifer Aniston
Ricky Gervais
Jimmy Carr
Miquita Oliver
Charlotte Church
That nobody who appears on panel shows just because his dad works in TV production, can't remember his name
Alex Zane
Nick Grimshaw
Derren Brown
June Sarpong
Alexa Chung
Gok Wan
James Corden
David Tennant
Myleene Klass
Amanda Holden
Peter Kay
Vernon Kay
Miley Cyrus and anyone like her
Lindsay Lohan
Lady Gaga
Stephen Fry (I know that will upset some of you guys but I'm sorry, I've gone right off him)
Adam Sandler
Davina McCall
Fearne Cotton
Holly Willoughby
Katie Price
Peaches Geldof
Bob Geldof
Bono
Paris Hilton
Kate Moss
David Walliams
Michael McIntyre
Post-90s Madonna
The Sugababes
Girls Aloud
and John Barrowman

If they all went to the moon you would have a sort of shit celebrity human race over time when they reproduced...

Jack Whitehall, Chie?

Yeah, him.

Here goes my list (mostly from the music industry):

Lady Gaga
Miley Cyrus, Jonas Brothers, Salena Gomez and other Disney-stuck stars
Lindsey Lohan
Britney Spears
Justin Bieber (seriously, there is nothing oh-so-unique about him)
Taylor Swift
Brangelina
Nicole Kidman & Kate (I just like Tom Cruise, not his ex and present wife)
Backham (Don't kill me for that)