Metropol

I peruse the daily mail website to enrage myself with the idiocy of middle england and as you reach the bottom of the page there is a set of links to the blogs of various tawdry pieces of shit that write for the mail.

This is one of them:
My question is this: What in the HELL is going on with this woman's face? Can anyone tell me why it looks so odd or am I being a bastard and mocking a disabled woman? My assumption is that he's mentally handicapped (look at her blog for proof, if you dare), but is there something wrong with the front of her head?

She's slightly boss eyed, so she's probably realised that if she squints slightly it helps to mask it.

I think I'm making progress in identifying where she came from

Boss eyed people touch my heart. They always have done.

I'm such a softy.

Vulgar Wench wrote:I don't know why people in Britain have to go digging around in an Asian publication for information on their own country, but there it is: in the latest edition of India's Journal of Social Sciences...

Eek.
And yes. Her face is melting from the LIES.

Gavin Scott wrote: Boss eyed people touch my heart. They always have done.

Awwww.

That, Ronnie, I like.

Dagnabbit.

*rethinks entire philosophy*

She writes a collum most days in the Irish Daily Mail (yes there is such a thing), the delightful person she is

'It is time to suggest that these so-called Paralympics . . . are - well, one hesitates to say "grotesque". One will only say "perverse"…Surely physical competition is about finding the best - the fastest, strongest, highest, all that. It is not about finding someone who can wobble his way around a track in a wheelchair, or who can swim from one end of a pool to the other by Braille.....In other words, Stephen Hawking shows his wisdom by staying out of the three-legged race.'

- Mary Ellen Synon

Too much Botox, I reckon.