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Just keep well away if he's cremated. That much plastic will go up like a duck island on a bonfire.

nodnirG kraM wrote:So. 50 concerts for 65,000 people a piece at £50/ticket with no refunds. And then he "dies".

Aye. They'd better come up with a body because those insurers don't miss a trick.

Ronnie Rowlands wrote:Just come through that LA times say he is now dead. Jesus, can't they just wait until they get something concrete?

Like his tomb?

Such bad taste.

I'm disappointed in you all.

probably when he started melting

I flicked around to This Week and Portillo was actually mentioning the Lord Michael Jackson in a flash of freakish coincidence.

Oh and nick, I see what you did early in this thread. I tip my hat to ye sir.

Bad pun 1: Well, he's beat it.

Bad pun 2: He's dead. He's dead. He's really, really dead.

Strewth, I even received a Digital Spy breaking news e-mail, perhaps this place should have a Breaking News Alert e-mail facility.

_______________________________________
This is a Breaking News Alert from Digital Spy.

Michael Jackson has died at the age of 50. Live coverage is currently taking place on Digital Spy at http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/

We can send emails to everyone. Come up with something uterly fabulous and I'll abuse the system for you Squarey.

The Fark headline for this is perfection itself: "Michael Jackson starts plans for Thriller 2"

Ison: Did you have a ticket?

Nice round age to die I suppose - for me who has a thing about 'neat' numbers, I envy him.