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Santa Claus: ???? - 2008

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.21
by Mr Q
One of the benefits of being over this side of the world is that Santa stops by here first. So, just while I'm waiting for everyone else in the house to wake up, allow me to extend to you and your loved ones a very Merry Christmas. And if you happen not be celebrating, have a great day anyway. :)

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.29
by Malpass93
Merry Christmas Mr. Q, and everyone else for that matter. :D

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.30
by Lorns
Whaddaya get? Has the Credit crunch hit Santa? Did ya see an i phone in his sack for me?

Merry Xmas my ex con ancestor. x

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.31
by Sput
RIP santa a great loss to television,

my thoughts go out to the family

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.37
by Mr Q
Sput wrote:RIP santa a great loss to television,

my thoughts go out to the family
I've already unwrapped my black tie for the occasion.

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.39
by Sput
Perhaps the thread title should be altered *hint hint*

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Wed 24 Dec, 2008 22.48
by Lorns
Or Ho bloody Ho fucking bollocking Ho ho ho

Re: Santa Claus: ???? - 2008

Posted: Thu 25 Dec, 2008 03.42
by Mr Q
Meanwhile, I think we've discovered who killed Santa... It was the Catholic Church:
ABC News wrote:Priest's Santa claims 'ruin Christmas'

A Roman Catholic priest in northern Italy has been criticised by parents for telling children that Father Christmas does not really exist.

The parents say he has ruined the children's Christmas.

But Father Dino Bottino, a parish priest in Novara, says he had not intend to hurt anyone.

He says it is his duty to make clear the reality of Jesus, and distinguish it from the story of Father Christmas which is a fable just like Cinderella or Snow White.

Story continues at: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2008 ... 454810.htm
Quite remarkable. As if the Pope's comments this week attacking homosexuality as a threat to humanity weren't quite enough, ruining the Christmas spirit for a group of kids is a really nice touch. For what it's worth, I find the story of Father Christmas far more believable than most of the stuff in the bible. Frankly, I don't know where any religious figure gets off dismissing Santa Claus as fiction when they can't prove God exists...

Re: Santa Claus: ???? - 2008

Posted: Thu 25 Dec, 2008 03.47
by Nini
Yes, perplexing set of non-truths which make people react badly if told they do not exist.

Re: Ho, Ho, Ho!

Posted: Thu 25 Dec, 2008 09.02
by the eye
Lorns wrote:Whaddaya get? Has the Credit crunch hit Santa? Did ya see an i phone in his sack for me?

Merry Xmas my ex con ancestor. x
I think Mr Q is a Kiwi from New Zealand living in Australia... there is a difference! (i think your are anyway, Q)

Merry Christmas everyone.

Re: Santa Claus: ???? - 2008

Posted: Thu 25 Dec, 2008 10.05
by Sput
Merry christmas to all of you...PEOPLE.

And a kiwi from nz? INSANITY